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Complete and utter nutter
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I have just read a letter which came in the post today to the Managing Director of a very large corporate company. It absolutely had me in stitches!!
The first paragraph obsessively complimented the MD on being in such a high position in a well known company; a position which obviously commands respect.
The second paragraph then indicated the purpose of the letter, which was to return spare pre-paid envelopes that the writer had, for some strange reason, kept hold of. It turns out that the writer collects pre-paid envelopes for a hobby (???) and thought that we could re-use his duplicate ones!
The third paragraph was the best though. It read, and I quote; "Where do you get [your product] from? Because I heard you use Russian political prisoners in Russian political prison mines to obtain [your product] but I think this is bad because we have our own political prisoners and mines which could be used for the good of us all and which would be cheaper than getting [your product] all the way from Russia �"
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! SUPERB!!!
Has anybody else ever come across people like this?
The first paragraph obsessively complimented the MD on being in such a high position in a well known company; a position which obviously commands respect.
The second paragraph then indicated the purpose of the letter, which was to return spare pre-paid envelopes that the writer had, for some strange reason, kept hold of. It turns out that the writer collects pre-paid envelopes for a hobby (???) and thought that we could re-use his duplicate ones!
The third paragraph was the best though. It read, and I quote; "Where do you get [your product] from? Because I heard you use Russian political prisoners in Russian political prison mines to obtain [your product] but I think this is bad because we have our own political prisoners and mines which could be used for the good of us all and which would be cheaper than getting [your product] all the way from Russia �"
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! SUPERB!!!
Has anybody else ever come across people like this?
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LMAO horsestache!! These people really do exist out there, don�t they? :oD
I wish I was making it up redcrx. At the end of the letter the guy even asked if the MD could write back and include his signature. He stated that he also collects famous people�s signatures, and the occasional non-famous ones. You�d almost expect the letter to be signed �Avid Merrion�. This person obviously doesn�t get out much!
And no. *Ahem*. I won�t be replying. I don�t want to encourage the weirdo!
I wish I was making it up redcrx. At the end of the letter the guy even asked if the MD could write back and include his signature. He stated that he also collects famous people�s signatures, and the occasional non-famous ones. You�d almost expect the letter to be signed �Avid Merrion�. This person obviously doesn�t get out much!
And no. *Ahem*. I won�t be replying. I don�t want to encourage the weirdo!
God bless the general public eh?
In my last job, I had one customer who constantly mentioned "K9 waste" in his letter (I worked for complaints department of a holiday company) It took me a good few minutes to figure out he meant "canine"....I had visions of Dr Who's pooch dumping his way round the pool.
In my last job, I had one customer who constantly mentioned "K9 waste" in his letter (I worked for complaints department of a holiday company) It took me a good few minutes to figure out he meant "canine"....I had visions of Dr Who's pooch dumping his way round the pool.
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