What is the real funniest Joke?

[Loosehead]

Some time ago it was announced that scientists had done a lot of research and actually determined what was the funniest joke, can anyone remember it?

[bluevern]

michael jackson sitting in his hotel room after the court case,,,,,hes says to his body gaurd,,i cant go out there with all those camaramen ,,,ill have to stay in,,,will you go to blockbusters and get me a dvd a nice disney film will do,,,
ok says the body gaurd,,shall i get "aladin",,,,,jakson replies,dont ya think im in enough trouble as it is,,,,,,,,

[joannie10]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Then he motioned for her
to get dressed. The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came