What would a good night in .........

[sandrajo]

consist of?

[cascarelli]

No, no dont you dare get off now....that would be far too embarrassing!! unless of course you might want to err......well, i'll leave that up to you eh?!

yes, I can certainly rest my hand somewhere....hmm, how about there? gosh youre warm.......

[China Doll]

Oh no... I'm more than happy to be told what to do, you just tell me where you want me, I'm only concerned about the comfort of our seating arrangements! Feel free to move me wherever you think is best... ;0)

I am quite warm actually, and getting warmer... they must have cranked up the heating. Definately very hot in here.

[cascarelli]

Ok....lets just switch this blindfold to you then and tie these hands of yours behind your back like so.


It is a bit hot, youre right. I cant turn the heat down so we'll just have to take some clothes off. Let me help you........thats better, much better! Hmm, very perky!!


Right, just kneel down here for a minute........

[China Doll]

Actually.... now I feel a lot warmer, even without the clothes. There's definately something up with that heater!

Hmmm.... I feel a bit helpless now, are you sure you don't mind looking after me while I'm a bit tied up... guess I'll just have to trust you.

Anything I should be doing in particular while I'm kneeling down here?

[cascarelli]

Yes, you can trust me....I'm a doctor.

Well, a dentist actually, so what I want you to do now is to open wide while I put my instrument in your mouth. Thats it, nice and wide!

Hey, good work with the tongue!!

I always knew you were a good girl. As you say 'butter wouldnt melt'.........

[China Doll]

Can't talk... mouth full. ;0)

I'll just look up at your face while I'm doing this.

You're a very professional dentist. Nothing wrong with your instruments at all.

[cascarelli]

God, i just love that look.............


now, obviously, i'm not just a dentist but a fully qualified doctor too, so i'm going to have to examine you. If you can just lay back there on the carpet. Nice and wide again please.....no, the legs this time. Ahh, yes......i'll need to take a closer look at that.

I know, i know, taste is a very under used method of examination but, hey what the hell

yes, you seem to have all the right responses.....so far.

[China Doll]

Wooo! What an unusual method but I can see how it might provoke more of a response.... It's actually a suprising sensitive way to check for... what are you checking for actually?!

Forgive the odd noise, I'm trying to clear my throat. I'd sit up and push you away to clear it properly but I'm still a bit tied up... oh well, guess I'll just lie here a while instead.



(LFAO!!! You're a very bad man!)

[cascarelli]

Me? Ive been led astray!


Well, my diagnosis is that.....butter WILL melt in your mouth, your NOT an ice maiden, and I couldnt find any ferrets (unless this down here is one?).

And....we're still here!!!

[China Doll]

There's a name for it but I don't think it's ferret.... or so I've been told!

And I led you astray?! I find that very hard to believe.... I think you'll find I was meerly responding to arrangements on seating ;0)

Lol @ Ice maiden... I'm ok once I've thawed... don't even remember where I wrote that, must have been in answer to something!

Yes.... can't quite believe we're still here either!

(Slightly worried that one of my mates does actually use this site.... dooby doo.... didn't do a thing... sweet and innocent.... Lol!)

[cascarelli]

I can hear you going into reverse as we speak!! Wasnt me, I wasnt there, it was an imposter!! (oh, best put some clothes back on too!!)


I think the sweet and innocent thing is blown wide open too. Well, one of those anyway


What shall we do now? God, we've got nothing to talk about...

[China Doll]

Blow? I think that's dangerous isn't it?! ;0)

Lol! I spend half my life saying 'I have no idea what you're talking about!' I don't see why today should be any different!

You can come do my figures if you like.... for some reason they've taken all day and I'm pretty sure they're wrong!

Talk about? Erm.... so how was it for you?! Lol! ;0P

[cascarelli]

Yes, I've noticed you never seem to know quite whats going on!! But I'm not accepting that excuse today

I'd love to do your figures.....trouble is Ive got nothing done here today either!! Supposed to be converting images but sort of gave up sometime before lunchtime. I'm just staring at them blankly at the moment....maybe tomorrow will be better and I'll write off today?!

I dont think I'd be much help with figures anyway - maths isnt my strongest point. which is obviously why i do the accounts for the company....hmmm!!


I think that we did at least keep (vaguely) on topic though......it WAS pretty much my idea of a good night in, which was the original question as far as i remember!

[China Doll]

Lol! Might have had an inkling today I will admit.

Think we'd better both write the day off.... and I'm going to be having a cold shower this evening!

I'm just hoping that these figures are right cause I'm not doing it again and I've got about four more appointments to make before I go home... damn it! (And I thought you were a dentist/doctor!) ;0)

Exactly right too.... doesn't sound too far off a good night in... we just gave examples surely?!

[cascarelli]

Well, when I say I'm a doctor, what I meant to say was I have met a doctor once. Is that good enough? Hopefully I didnt mislead you? Still, if it got you out of your clothes, who's bothered?!!

Hmmm, a shower? No, dont get me started!! And not a cold shower anyway. Brrrrr.

At least I know youre not a transvestite now!!!!!

[China Doll]

No.... but I could still be a monkey with fleas... albeit quite an articulate one. And there is every possibility that I have a hairy back.

Heh... shower will definately have to be a cold one! You can take it out on the wife at least, I think I would scare my friends to death if I turned up with a scarf, a blindfold and said 'Well? Any takers?'

As for the doctor thing, what' s a white lie between friends? ;0)

[cascarelli]

Can I suggest a cone for later, maybe before the shower? Oh, and you can tell me how it works as well if you do!!

I would suggest a rabbit but maybe the ferret would eat it?!!

[China Doll]

LFAO @ rabbit eating ferrat.... that mental picture is beyond unpleasant!

I'm gonna look up 'cone' when I go back to London this weekend... I will find out what this is!

Right I'm off for my shower, via the bar... catch you later, it's been an honour and a privaledge and a definate experience Lol! xx

[cascarelli]

See ya later, cheeky monkey!