horrific nightmare

[bobtheturkey]

had one of those flu ridden dreams today i dreamt mrs harris (neighbour) was hovering over me in a red pvc nurses uniform holding a sink plunger she looked like kathy bates from misery with facial hair :( any females under 23 stone and no facial hair is welcome to come over and make me an ovaltine :)

[-Zorro-]

Imagine you are paralysed with this flu and Mrs Harris breaks in to your house for real.....and forces herself on you against your will...along with all the other members of her Bingo club

[crete]

you have taken too many lemsips again bob. please read the instructions .

[bobtheturkey]

go those wee lemsip capsules they are great stuff am talking even more nonsense than normal :)

[-Zorro-]

.......including crete

[crete]

zorro , thats a bit unfair .

[-Zorro-]

do you not like Bingo or do you not like Mrs harris ?

[China Doll]

Which way round was she holding the plunger?

[crete]

too posh to play bingo. mrs harris was only trying to unblock bobs tubes ,

[bobtheturkey]

she had boggly eyes China, like that monkey thing keith harris has not orville

[-Zorro-]

"I ate that duck"....no wonder you have nightmares

[snagged]

bob... you still winging 'bout that cold?!... : )

[bobtheturkey]

its bird flu snagged

[-Zorro-]

not the deadly Man Flu...fatal if women get it

[snagged]

smash her over the head with your typwriter (computer) and run... before she snaps your ankles... ties you to the bed... and removes your 'giblets'...

[bobtheturkey]

thought the shock of toon winning would have helped me zorro :)

[Eve]

Awww, my poor darling, jenna will make it better ;) xxx

[bobtheturkey]

:)

[Pippa68]

That'll teach you to ask for some 'night nurse', bob.

[Pippa68]

*not* to ask for some Night Nurse, of course ;o)

[joby1]

Zorro, "Cuddles, the Monkey" thats the one, rather apt me thinks, thats what Mrs H wants, Oooh, cuddling bobs monkey, I can only dream!! :-)