Oooooze?!

[Roughquest]

I arrived home this evening, and took my knee high leather boots off to find i had a very pussy foot! It doesnt smell yet, but am i going to get very ill? Will it get into my liver? Im not too worried yet as like i said before it doesnt smell bad, but should I call a vet - and sorry if i have put too many questions within a question here...will i lose my foot, or perhaps a couple of toenails even?

PS - I have a dance audition on Friday - will i make it in time?

[Roughquest]

Good evening Joby1 - (help me Joby1 you're my only hope) ha ha ha - I do sooooo want to meet Wardy - its my immediate ambition, but no matter what i do or say he isnt coming my way ! I think we would make such a lovely couple really, but he has too many ladies after him...i would not stang a chance...boo hoo.

[whiffey]

(Oh my good Gawd, we are off again lol)

[Roughquest]

hey - wm replied to my post -

i am gravel at your feet sir, oh no feet again - bad choice of words....i am most apprecaitive of your humble attentions sir minter - i am your humble serving wench

rq

[whiffey]

(Roughquest and Ward-Minter are the same person btw)

[Roughquest]

Yes Mr Minter, I have a very good understanding of how hard a man's criteria may be....

Yours in appreciation
RQ

PS - You can call me 'Bob'

[raysparx1]

RQ do i take it you have gone off me,and only want my nephew wardy? you madam are a strumpet!!!

[Roughquest]

Sam Browne up Whiffey !

(meaning belt up)

[whiffey]

RQ young fella, you have *****, I like that !!

[Roughquest]

Oh Mr Minter - how you spoil me .....

Pray what is a new woman ?

Intrigued......

[Roughquest]

Dearest Ray,

I am indeed a strumpet, one has to be selective in todays society....but please dont worry...would you like to give me away ? My father is offering a good dowry...

smiles RQ

[raysparx1]

RQ, why you not answer me ? do you want a shag or is it just wardy you want ? if you are a strumpet that is ok, but be quick, I need an answer.

Good evening nephew wardy.

[Hellion]

<peeps round door, blushes and leaves>

[raysparx1]

Helli, come back I love you XXX

[Roughquest]

Touche WM - I take it by that comment you definitely like the older lady ? Fabulous. If you popped into MSN messenger now and again.....I would even pop a chamber pot under your bed for you at night, how romantic would that be?

Mrs Beckham is far younger than I - and I seriously wouldnt advise that she keep up with your eating habits sir.

[Hellion]

Hello Ray didn't see you there - I love you too! XX

It seemed like it was getting a bit steamy in here and I didn't like to intrude!