Oooooze?!

[Roughquest]

I arrived home this evening, and took my knee high leather boots off to find i had a very pussy foot! It doesnt smell yet, but am i going to get very ill? Will it get into my liver? Im not too worried yet as like i said before it doesnt smell bad, but should I call a vet - and sorry if i have put too many questions within a question here...will i lose my foot, or perhaps a couple of toenails even?

PS - I have a dance audition on Friday - will i make it in time?

[partyanimal]

Puss in Boots huh??
sorry couldn't resist that.

[admarlow]

whats a pussy foot, is it like a camel toe?

[-Zorro-]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[samuel23]

don't pussy foot around - hop it to the docs pronto. Soz RQ. seriously -
How come it's got puss? Did you cut it and not clean the wound? Was it a blister gone septic? Either way you may have to have it syringed and take a course of anti biotics to clear it up

[raysparx1]

How did the pussy get in the boots ? feed the liver to the cat, stroke your pussy till it purrs,then tickle it a little,it will enjoy that,if it smells give it a wash, but on no account give your pussy Kit e Kat cos it will smell of fish !!!!

[admarlow]

sorry roughquest, I ACTUALLY did think it was pussy, I thoght it was some northern thing, appologies xxx

[whiffey]

You need to wash your feet at least once a week, twice would be magic, and keeps the worst of the mould at bay. Otherwise, keep Dove spray deodorant on your desk at work and squirt down the side of the boots. Avoid popsocks.

[samuel23]

pmsl @ admarlow - you're the man!! That's the funniest answer I've read on here for ages. Am still laughing.

[unruliejulie]

RAYSPARX, wash your mouth out!!!!!!

[dot.hawkes]

If yoiu have been wearing your kneee high leather boots without socks then no wonder, synthetic linings irritate the skin and are unhealthy unless you create a protective layer of cotton fabirc between your skin and the lining of the boot.

[raysparx1]

Sorry julie i did not realise you would be on here,i would never say anything rude in front of you my darling julie xxxx

[unruliejulie]

ok ray, i believe ya;-) apology accepted!!! LOL xxx

[Roughquest]

Neh - I didnt wear socks,not even the pop variety - what are they? I dont like them they are unattractive. Its not a blister, its just really like oooozy and pussy, hard to explain without seeing it....it cant be infected as it doesnt smell yet. Shall i wait to see if it heels?

I have also noticed that my period is late, would this be connected in anyway?

[raysparx1]

RQ can you tell me,is this a serious question?
if it is i think you should get to the doctors, are you a bit overweight ?

[whiffey]

RQ, you are more original than most blokes lol. You have transformed a genital matter into a dead bacterial one.

My period is late too, don't worry hun ;)

[joby1]

Have you met Wardy??

If not, you are unlikely to now!

Why not wear socks with knee high boots?? No ones gonna see them ! Sudocreme, liberally!

[Roughquest]

Mr Sparx, i dont think its a weight issue here, and i am very offended by your question in saying i have weighty issues. My left foot is weeping....and you want to talk about weight?
I thank you for your views though.

[raysparx1]

RQ please don't be offended,it is just that i saw a programme on the tv and a girl had a similar thing, and they thought it was a possibility that she could have a circulation problem,don't get the needle please. xx

[whiffey]

Have you had a knobbing recently ?