any ideas for curing a man's ardour?

[bubbles4920]

my mate tells me that her mates hubby is always wanting sex every day, sometimes three or four times a day. this is no joke, any ideas for curing her hubby's ardour, ie do they still sell bromine/bromide to put in tea etc? no jokes about chopping off bits if you dont mind!!!!!

[ummmm]

No they don't........You have to punch him very hard in the face.

She has to be consistent or he will not learn.

Or she could try the naughty step

[Dolly1308]

Tell him to get a job .!!!

[JackDanielsU]

Not enough...too much.....Cant win


Why dont you want to have sex with me every day now.....You think Im fat ...dont you....Youre having an affair....etc


All jokes aside

If she cant say No, and if he doesnt / cant accept that, theres a problem.

[Quizmonster]

Back in the days of National Service it was widely believed that bromide was put into servicemen's tea to "calm them down". Believe me...it didn't work!

[Lonnie]

In my day, not only was Bromide put into the tea, and as QM says, it didn't work, when serving abroad, it was widely rumoured that Ether was injected into the eggs, that never worked either, but it was only a miniscule amount, she could try something like that.

[China Doll]

Don't bath, don't brush your hair, don't shave your legs, eat a lot of onions and talk about your bowel movements.

That ought to do it.

[matt66]

fart when he is around, men hate that trait in a woman

[dunaplimsoll]

A friend of my mum's whoose husband is suffering from dementia, suddenly started getting urges all day and night and wouldn't leave her alone. Through desperation she spoke (reluctantly) to her GP who prescribed some medication (capsules) to help "calm" him down. They did not have any side effects, but certainly did the trick. He was weaned off of them gradually, and has not been pestering her for sex since (just now and again lol).

[flip-flop]

..................surely she could shag him once a day couldn't she? That's hardly a hardship. If she shagged him once a day, he would soon get bored.

[JustSia]

Prostate milking.

[noxlumos]

I'm sorry but I actually agree with JackDaniels on this, people's sex drive varies widely but if she doesn't feel able to say she doesn't want sex and he's not prepared to listen then they really need to find more sexually compatible partners. I would find it hard to live with someone with a low sex drive and I'm sure the reverse is true for people who actually have a low sex drive. You have to be respectful and compatible otherwise it's all miserable and pointless.
There's no cure for a high sex drive that's morally acceptable, it's just the way he is. It'd be like him saying "oooh my wife's a miserable thing who hardly ever wants sex, can I drug her and make her more receptive?"
That's not acceptable is it, and niether is trying to change his sex drive by devious means.

[bubbles4920]

thanks for your answers, however, she still needs to do something! he is a sex pest and she isnt able to get out of the relationship as they are asian and it would bring shame upon the family. from what im told, he wouldnt care what she looks like! so come on, any ideas to what she can put in his tea??!! surely there is something out there that is homeopathic? by the way it is every day that he wants it and some days four times so its not just a case of giving it once a day. hes got used it now i suppose which is the problem too. i know what i would but we all have different circumstances!