Haggis? We caught one!

[warpig2]

We went out on a haggis hunt tonight and we bagged one of the beasties(nightmare to get in the car but thats another story), only problem is what do I do now? Its really big and its kind of black and white and standing in our kitchen going 'MOO', what do i do next?

[Eve]

Seekeerz, they took them all away and I am distraught!!!

I need a new one!!!

The heffalump in my page is a special heffalump specialy bred from the finest heffalump stock with a wee bit of genetic engineering so that the mean people woudn't know he was a heffalump and take him away!!!

I think it was the lab that got me busted, I got a bit carried away and one of my creations got loose and it caused a bit of a stir!!!

http://i17.tinypic.com/2me1tuq.jpg

[seekeerz]

Ohhhh Jenna I'm sooooooooooooooooo sorry, that's really mean of them to take them all away like that - everyone needs their heffalump whetther it's got six legs or even ten legs and are a bit on the dumpy side.

Think you were very clever to have it GMed to camoflage, best way to hide him but obviously the b******s were onto it

will you try to get another or would it all be toooo traumatic emotionally ? and do you think your medication would let you ?

Mind you that warpiglet person isn't doing us any favours hanging onto his - just makes everybody want one and then they could get scarce !!!

Let me know what you decide to do and we could go on a heffalump raid together [that's if my husband will take off the straight jacket - don't you think he's mean ?? I'm quite normal - well to LOOK at I am !!!]

[Eve]

Apologies for the delay, had a therapy session followed by my one phonecall of the week.

The rotton swines cut me off though, adopting a heffalump isn't breaking the conditions of my injection now is it???

A raid sounds wonderful and I have some fantastic tips for ensnaring the lovely beasties. I can highly recommend safety pins my dear ;)

I am making plans to run away to a remote island (when i can get out of here) where I can live happily ever after surrounded by y beloved heffalumps all day long...

I am dreaming of that day!!!

[warpig2]

ah bless, keep taking the tablets sweetie. Am going to post heffalump to you for christmas as you are eminently qualified to care for him.

[seekeerz]

You know you started all this warpig, you and your 'haggis hunt' and you've thoroughly upset poor Jenna, so I agree, that's the least you could do - mind you, wrapping it'll be a miracle and getting it into the post box mind-boggling but the best of British to all !!!

Perhaps when the 'hunting fever' takes over next, try field mice - they're a real challenge but look out for the teeth