the stuff kids come out with!

[unruliejulie]

My 3 year old son has just had me in fits with something he just said. He has just been to the loo and it was a little bit, loose , shall we say, he looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "urghh, its melted poo "
What is the funniest thing your little one has come out with?

[makemesmile]

Last weekend my sister-in-law and her kids were visiting and we watched a bit of the Top 100 Kids Progs. Jackanory made an appearance and I was saying how I'd always hated watching it (except for The Dribblesome Teapots) and my 4 yr old nephew said that Jackanory was on TV again. But 'we don't know which one's Jack and which one's Ory'!

[B00]

My eldest at about 4ish once pointed accusingly at a scruffy looking guy on the bus and bellowed "YOU SMELL" at him.

[ummmm]

I took mine swimming, we were in the communal changing rooms when a lady in a wheel chair (no legs) came in I looked at my youngest with eyes that was telling him not to say anything. Anyway....we had our swim and went for a shower, I sent the boys back to the changing room and I followed a few mins later. When I got in the changing room the lady was there as well, she smiled at me and said 'your son has just asked me why I'm not wearing any shoes!!!'

[sleepyj]

he come home from school and said he had run away beans for dinner .should of been runner beans lol . When was having a poo when he was about 5 he said it wont come out it dont like the light

[unruliejulie]

these are great, keep em coming!

[sleepyj]

he also said 2 hes teacher my mum fancy u .he was a good looking man but a rubbish teacher

[ummmm]

Same son, when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up.................long long pause for thinking.......................I think I want to be Jesus Christ.

That's good son, very ambitious!!!!

[wnjxc21]

according to my mum when i was a kid

we played I-spy in the car on holiday for 2 hours..

Something beggining with D...


Da Radio!

[unruliejulie]

we were having a bit of fun with our little boy a few weeks back and i asked him if he was lying. He promptly replied, "no mummy, i am sitting down"

[loobie]

About a week ago my 4 year old nephew was adjusting his bits and after a while my sister asked him if he was ok. His response was... yes mummy, my willy's just stuck to my testicles!!!! She was in hysterics!! He has since said it whilst with me and while at nursery!! His teachers thought it was jilarious!!

[loobie]

Or even hilarious!!!

[4getmenot]

I don�t have any children but I can remember my little sister trying to join in with us all in the car when we were spotting animals out the window, she said that she�d seen a rabbit and when we asked her what colour it was she said �I didn�t see its fur� :-) Then mum recently said one day when I came home from school I was smiling and all impressed with myself and when she asked what I was smiling about I said that �I was really good at leapfrog� then when she said �Oh that�s brilliant, well done� I replied with �yep everyone can jump over me� :-)

[Eve]

A little cousin lives in the country and went very young used to see a lot of pheasants. She couldn't pronounce it properly so everytime she saw one she'd say "look, peasants, peasants!"

[4getmenot]

redcrx is teaching my little nephew to call my nose stud a bogey

[unruliejulie]

jenna, you sure that was your cousin and not wardys????

lol@: 4get, that could well backfire on her when she is out in public!

[redcrx]

Baby CRX gave his daddy a huge cuddle last night and said 'i love you'! First time hes said it, other than when copying me and I have to say it brought tears to my eyes.

[Eve]

I was with my mate's son and his dad asked him whar he wanted to be when he grew up, he said a little girl :)

[unruliejulie]

whoops! lol @ jenna! lets hope he doesnt stick to it, a train driver would be much more appropriate.

[fly258]

While out shopping with my mother, my 3 year old sister kept complaining of "sand in her shoes", this was in the centre of Newcastle !
Turns out she had pins and needles but didn't know the correct words so just described the feeling !

[spurslady]

My 2 year old shouted 'for f**ks sake listen to me the other day', I was stunned.

Also the 4 year old shouted in the busy street the other day, 'Daddy's your brother isn't he?'