What do you REALLY want for Christmas?

[Champagne]

I REALLY want a pogo stick so that I can re-live my youth, a boob job so I can shed those 5lbs I don't need but still keep my 34C shape, a skiing holiday, a new home in a great location.

[cyanide]

My husband home from Iraq,please.

[jon1968]

That�s fantastic news China I�ve always wanted a Scalextric! ;-)

[China Doll]

Well as long as you know I'll have played with it first... I'd want to make sure all the parts were there.... it's in your best interest!

[jon1968]

Oi China, you keep yer mitts away from my toys ;-)

[China Doll]

Learn to share. ;0P

[Panic Button]

Not sure you quite realised the appeal of watching you on the pogo stick.
SLAP
Ouch. I deserved that.