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Women should never........................
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1) Drink pints
2) Be drunk in public
3) Pretend to be hard
4) Try to dominate men
5) Eat in public (except restaurants)
6) Never say the f or c word
7) Smoke anything (ummmmmmm, you have disappointed me!!!!!)
8) Wear trousers to a wedding
9) Wear trainers other than doing sports/training
10) Moan about periods
11) Moan about men
12) Moan
13) Fart
14) Drive
and should always...............................
1) Smell of flowers
2) Know there place
3) Accept a spanking
4) Be non-confrontational
5) Smile at people
6) Wear skirts/dresses more than not
7) Wear underwear
8) Offer to cook
9) Keep a tidy wicket
and 10) Women should always be nice.
2) Be drunk in public
3) Pretend to be hard
4) Try to dominate men
5) Eat in public (except restaurants)
6) Never say the f or c word
7) Smoke anything (ummmmmmm, you have disappointed me!!!!!)
8) Wear trousers to a wedding
9) Wear trainers other than doing sports/training
10) Moan about periods
11) Moan about men
12) Moan
13) Fart
14) Drive
and should always...............................
1) Smell of flowers
2) Know there place
3) Accept a spanking
4) Be non-confrontational
5) Smile at people
6) Wear skirts/dresses more than not
7) Wear underwear
8) Offer to cook
9) Keep a tidy wicket
and 10) Women should always be nice.
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Mr P thought I never farted. He used to kick the cat in disgust. He then went on to bleed radiators, oil the door hinges and check the floorboards.
After a couple of years I decided enough was enough. I answered a particularly spectacular guff of his, even more spectacular than his.
''Thank God for that'' he replied ''I thought you were abnormal''. It may sound juvenile and even repugnnt to some, but every now and then we enjoy a good laugh :o)
After a couple of years I decided enough was enough. I answered a particularly spectacular guff of his, even more spectacular than his.
''Thank God for that'' he replied ''I thought you were abnormal''. It may sound juvenile and even repugnnt to some, but every now and then we enjoy a good laugh :o)
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and women should....sit in the house either knitting their men folk a new wooly jumper or doing a nice cross stitch picture to hang over the freshly swept hearth, they should only leave that house as and when the husband says it is necessary for her to do so to go and get food supplies, she must breast feed all the babies and use only terry nappies to keep her busy and her hands extra soft and she MUST do at least 8 hours of housework per day, darning husbands socks and sewing on buttons not to be included in these 8 hours. A good and true woman must NEVER ask her husband for sex, she should only do that when it is requirtd by him and she must only speak when spoken to, that is an absolute must!
Sound like your ideal woman Ward?????
Sound like your ideal woman Ward?????
