Women should never........................

[##Wardy##]

1) Drink pints
2) Be drunk in public
3) Pretend to be hard
4) Try to dominate men
5) Eat in public (except restaurants)
6) Never say the f or c word
7) Smoke anything (ummmmmmm, you have disappointed me!!!!!)
8) Wear trousers to a wedding
9) Wear trainers other than doing sports/training
10) Moan about periods
11) Moan about men
12) Moan
13) Fart
14) Drive

and should always...............................

1) Smell of flowers
2) Know there place
3) Accept a spanking
4) Be non-confrontational
5) Smile at people
6) Wear skirts/dresses more than not
7) Wear underwear
8) Offer to cook
9) Keep a tidy wicket

and 10) Women should always be nice.

[Slooow_Jo]

Well I'm a lady & I do 8/13 of the shouldn't do list :-/ so maybe I should just become a man & think I'm prefect!! lol

[stylinsam]

wardy you ar$ehole lol ;O) ur gonna get some replys to this i tell u !

[johnlambert]

women dont f4rt, they wait until they are 40 then explode!!!!!!

[Pippa68]

That's me bu88erd then!

[dizydosydoll]

what planet are you on!!!

[johnlambert]

pippa68?
isnt that illegal?

[ummmm1]

Im giving up Wardy honest ☺

1) Drink pints - I dont
2) Be drunk in public - hardly ever
3) Pretend to be hard - I dont pretend
4) Try to dominate men - I dont
5) Eat in public (except restaurants) - very rarely
6) Never say the f or c word - hmmmm
7) Smoke anything (ummmmmmm, you have disappointed me!!!!!) - see above
8) Wear trousers to a wedding - depends what time of year it is
9) Wear trainers other than doing sports/training - I do
10) Moan about periods - I dont
11) Moan about men - very rarely
12) Moan - very rarely
13) Fart -
14) Drive - Im good at driving

and should always...............................

1) Smell of flowers - I smell of strawberries today
2) Know there place - yep, I do
3) Accept a spanking - as long as I can return the favour
4) Be non-confrontational - Im not
5) Smile at people - I smile
6) Wear skirts/dresses more than not - I love my jeans
7) Wear underwear - I do
8) Offer to cook - would you like me to cook you dinner Wardy
9) Keep a tidy wicket - yep

and 10) Women should always be nice. - I am nice

And is smoking worse than being catholic

[Loosehead]

Can't find any fault with that wardy!

[johnlambert]

which female ABer is going to reciprocate with a list of 10 things men should, and should never do?

[Pippa68]

I am not sure John ~ I know it used to be but not sure nowadays ;o)

[Pippa68]

Make lists that dictate impossibly high standards for one :o)

[noxlumos]

My wife whom I consider to be perfectish:-
Drinks pints (but doesn't get drunk), IS hard, drives (well), wears trousers and trainers and swears. She also loves a good spanking and has a very tidy wicket :)
What do you want wardy, one of the stepford wives?

[jump79]

And why shouldn't women drive??
I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am a skilled, law-abiding driver and have never been involved in a road accident (unlike some).

[Tiny E. A]

You c**t, I'm going to pound your f***ing face in cos I'm hard as nails. Ha ha, sorry, it's just that I've been on the pints and am as drunk as a skunk, also, it's my period, it really hurts, oh god the pain, you men, you never understand, all the same... oh, excuse me, I've just farted.

[Slooow_Jo]

Re:Johnlamberts post

I think we'd all be waiting tooooooo long to get the list down to 10!! :-P

[Pippa68]

Wardy is the first bloke I have heard not accepting a womans need to break wind.

Most blokes love a good farting contest, I reckon!

[johnlambert]

Sorry Pippa but i have to agree with minter on that one. Im not a prude but, well lets just say that mr johnlambert never passes wind within hearing distance of a lady, and I expect the same in return, there's just no need!!!!!

[joby1]

my 4 year old daughter reckons when she farts she smells of flowers!! does that cancel one another out?