Men should never...

[Eve]

A bit of a tongue in cheek post to allow us ladies to get out own back :)

Come on then girls, what do we think?

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[Eve]

Socks and sandals springs to mind....urgh (shudders at the though!!!).

[drchasuble]

Breathe

[Athley]

No snoring!
No pretending you can't hear when the footballs on!
No leaving the toilet with a terrible smell in it!!

[-Zorro-]

...never have to lift a finger around the house

[Eve]

be to proud to ask for directions!

[4getmenot]

try doing more than one thing at a time :-)

[Pippa68]

Speedos (no matter how buff they are!)
Tracksuit bottoms (they look either chavvy or slobby)
Man bags (wtf?)
Brut (say no more)
Comb overs
Headsets for mobile phones
Holsters for mobile phones
Long shorts & socks
Penis extension sports cars (give it up..we don't care)
Buy a car with indicators (you don't use them anyway)
Eat a kebab then breathe in your face ''how about it honey''
Poke a bonfire (it doesn't make you look manly)

The worst?

Sneak a peek at that gorgeous totty walking along the road and think we haven't noticed.

[whiffey]

... eat more than 200 sprouts in a week

[rugeleyboy]

......have to kiss after sex!!

[Eve]

expect to be given a seeing too after a large number of pints and a curry!

[whiffey]

... expect to be given a seeing to *the morning after* a large number of pints and a curry!

[notfrom-oz]

must nots;
have time off work
be tight with money
forget to buy flowers
interupt a womans sewing time
complain about the amount of space they have in a bed
say ' you're just like my mother'
cry
think that they are dying when they have a cold
and most defenatley NOT play WWE with thier unexpecting girlfriend............IT HURTS!!!!

[curlylfim]

take women for granted...........................

ps i'm a man...

[ummmm1]

come first

[jump79]

I think I've already said many of these before but never too late for a good old reminder.

- pick their nose (more so in public)
-belch (coke is not an excuse!)
-wear shorts and socks together
-be allowed to drive more than 3 times a week (grocery trips, getting a haircut etc)
-shower less than twice a day
-complain about women moaning

... will think of many many more soon.

[curlylfim]

come first............

i wish, but should be allowed after 5th time

[unruliejulie]

men should never brag about their sexual prowess ^^^^^^^^^ (thats for you curly!!!lol)

[crete]

take any notice of females on this site : )

[joby1]

engage in cunnilingus whilst watching match of the day or repeats of dukes of hazzard !!