thinking that a trip to B&Q on saturday morning for garden supplies or DIY materials is an actual excursion and can be considered an activity to fullfill the question on the following monday entitled "What did you do on the weekend?" and looking forward to the day when I can get my discount at said store by shopping on a wednesday.
Not being able to find clothes in the highstreet stores and thinking to myself, "I'll just go to Marks's" and then getting to marks's and noticing a hideous pair of drawstring trousers which should evoke a response in my such as "Yuck", but instead evoke the innappropriate response: "Ummm, they look comfy...."
Yikes. I should run for the hills now. I am only actually 30.