New job

[ummmm]

I know it's not very girly but my boss has said that if I go on a plumbers course he will give me all the on job training I need and a job at the end. He reckons there is a high demand for female plumbers.

Would anyone else make such a drastic job change in their 30's????

[ummmm]

I think you have just convinced me Ray xxx

[##Wardy##]

I have a plumber friend and he doesn't get out of bed for less than �500 per day, which isn't too bad. As stated though, remember you will be unblocking human turdage the size of melons from u-bends, crawling under floorboads with huge spiders and working with p!ss-sticking toilets.

All that aside, the rewards are very good.

[ummmm]

I'm not scared of spiders, have three kids so have dealt with my fair share of p*ss and poo and am not really concerned about getting dirty or breaking my nails. So Wardy, would you employ a female plumber?

[##Wardy##]

I am not an employer ummmmmmmmmmm, my dear.

But if I was, the answer is no. Men are simply better at most things than birds. Although, I am sure you will do well, in the real world women are fairly useless. Therefore, if i was an employer I would not even entertain a woman at CV stage. Unless of course i was a pimp or a domestic cleaner.

PS I am not sexist, just honest. XxX

[ummmm]

ohhhhh you Wardy.....lol, I do think you love the ladies though

I meant employ to do plumbing work if you needed one.

[##Wardy##]

No my friend would do it for cash in hand silly!!!!

[ummmm]

So would I..........but don't tell anyone

[Panic Button]

Don't most plumbers have bad backs and knees?