I can't p**h at work...

[snagged]

I don't think I'm alone on this one...

[battersby]

snagged, My MIL is just the same whenever she goes on holiday. They're usually away for 10 day's and no matter what she eat's or take's like sennakot,nothing shift's her. By the time they get home she's packed solid yet she gets through the door and "Goes" easily. She thinks it's because she misses her own toilet,maybe this is the case with you?

[curlyfilm"]

apparently in japan you can get tablets, that make youe number 2's smell like roses, for when you need to, well have to go at work, so the smell does not cause any embarrasment

[ummmm]

Wow Whiffey, that's two spelling mistakes in a week!!!!!

[whiffey]

battersby PMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[snagged]

Yeah, but 'ummmm' I'm specifically talking about the work environment here... over there was no problem... must have been all those chillis and spices... the phrase 'rim burner' springs to mind...

[whiffey]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was a TYPO because I am laughing so much, just wasting time before I have to mend that SODDING puncture.

[ummmm]

It's such a rarity though and needs to be pointed out

[snagged]

also 'ummm'... those thai style 'squat 'n' grunt' toilets are much more condusive to 'motion passing' than our 'sit down, relax with a newspaper for 30 min' bogs...

[Pippa68]

I can't do it on holiday either ~ whether it be a posh hotel or a caravan.

It takes me a few days to get back to normal after coming home too...

And I don't consider myself to be a particularly nervous person.

[ummmm]

I know what you mean snagged.......and the ones you have to pay to get toilet paper....

[snagged]

Pippa... I heard you were full of s***!! That's a joke ok?...

I'm off now for a 'tom tit'...

[whiffey]

It still leaves unanswered what p**h stands for. I thought it was a Scotty word for being a bit under the weather, but the connection with number 2s escapes me. Right, SODDING puncture repair time.

[chippy]

i save them up for work, its the only time i feel i am being paid correctly.

[battersby]

YU laughing whiffey:-)) So you're the same Pippa? My MIL is not a nervy type either,sometimes I wish she'd fall down the hole:-( Im ok,I can go anywhere as long as I clean the toilet seat 1st!!

[battersby]

Poo,whiffey Poo or S**T. !!!!

[whiffey]

P something something H.

Please please enlighten me. I thought it was pish.

[ummmm]

Stop being silly Whiffster

[whiffey]

Ah, I just just saw it !! Honest I hadn't twigged. Eeyore.

[drchasuble]

Rarely an issue as I am very regular. Have a time slot every morning. Number one, breakfast, number two, bath.
However If something goes awry in my schedule like I have to get up earlier or miss breakfast my schedule goes to pot and I run the risk of visit to the lavatory at work. Which is hellish as the accoustics aren't favourable, I don't have my book and the paper's sharp and scrapy.

[sleepyj]

our boss sh*t on us so why cant we sh* t on them