'Interesting to share with you'? Are you looking for anecdotes? I thought you had come here to cry about your dumb@ss situation... AGAIN!
Seriously, if you're that intelligent why are you having such a hard time finding a job? Especially with your excellent CV?! Why does your girlfriend hate having you around?
You're a plank (or axle, bail, balk, bolster, boom, brace, cantilever, column, crossbar, crosspiece, girder, jamb, joist, lath, lintel, pile, piling, pillar, plank, pole, post, prop, rafter, reach, scaffolding, scantling, shaft, sill, spar, stanchion, stay, stringer, strip, strut, stud, timber, transverse, trestle). Sort it out.