Have you ever killed anything?

[Mr Tall]

I ran over a pigeon yesterday, completely by accident - But feel really guilty as I never kill spiders or insects or anything.

[samuel23]

Only the usual, flies, mozzies, a couple of rabbits and the odd goldfish.
A year or so ago, a friend came round looking really upset. He'd taken his dog out for a walk and for the first time ever had let it off the lead. He said he'd killed the dog by not keeping control of it. I thought he'd let it run into the road, but he hadn't. Now this doesn't sound too tragic at the moment, but near where we live are some ~ well cliffs would be an exaggeration, but the drop to the beach is quite a long way. Anyway, stupid dog saw some seagulls close by, ran at them barking, lost it's footing and shot over the edge. Wasn't much left of it when he got to the rocks at the bottom. If it wasn't for the look of abject sorrow on his face I'd have PMSL. Phone was red hot when he'd gone ~ couldn't tell everyone quick enough.

[Mr Tall]

just remembered I ran over a pizza hut delivery man a few years ago but didn't feel as bad the pigeon.

[naz_nomad]

samuel ...that's class ... even better than my ''I killed your cat'' one

[stewey]

Mr Tall, are you absolutely sure that it was a pigeon? Because there appears to be some concern amongst some people around here regarding the present whereabouts of Bob the Duck!

[whiskeysheri]

ROFLMFAO, samuel! :o))

Clearing up a dog from the road is not much fun either. My nan's vicious, seriously obese, little Jack Russell managed to escape the garden and she only realised when the police called.

Let's just say he exploded on impact.

[samuel23]

Hiya Naz. I was just laughing at your cat episode, ~ just what do you say in situation like that?
Back to Mark. The poor devil was absolutely gutted, and I nearly busted a gut trying not to laugh until he'd gone. God, I should have won an oscar for my sympathetic stance. lol. Never did like that dog it was a terrier cross and a really snarly little sh1t to boot, but had to feel a bit sorry for Mark.

[dot.hawkes]

lol stewey don't worry too much about Bob he has just finished his lunch and is back at his desk lol Busy making sure he pays extra tax for everyone who doesn't . lol

[samuel23]

Aw whiskey ~ YUK!!!! LOL. I can imagine the fat little soul hurtling through the cosmic dust into oblivion.

[naz_nomad]

I said, ;;I'm sorry, but I think that may have been me'', he was ok about it (I think).



Almost forgot ...came within about 2mm of killing Ross Kemp (Grant Mitchell) in Shenfield, Essex. He ran right across in front of me ... I swerved all over the place, but alas, still missed the git.

[samuel23]

LOL @ Naz ~ you had him in your sights and MISSED? aw man what a sad day!!

[wonderwoman1]

I hit a robin with my front bumper...i stopped went to pick it up, it was still flapping about a bit...i took it to the nearest vet, who looked at me as though i had gone mad, told me to take it home and feed it sugar and water and the thing died when i got home...i blubbed!!!
I have also killed a hedgehog and a ducky....i cried then too!! god i'm such a wuss!!!!

xx

[Athley]

ffs you are all making me so depressed I've just had a bereavement!


:o(

[Octavius]

I killed time once. Evil I know, because it is precious after all.

[naz_nomad]

Athley ... I saved a tiny fox-cub ... I called the RSPCA and sat by the side of the road with it until the chap arrived ...

I have also saved a sheep with it's head stuck through a gate, by jacking the bars apart with a car-jack ...

I've also hand-reared a few baby birds that have been ''mislaid'' by the parents...

I'm not all bad y'know.

[Athley]

I love naz :o)

[samuel23]

Just heard on the radio (this isn't a wind up) that a woman has just been done for killing a cat by putting it in the washing machine. I know it's a sick thing to do that on purpose, wouldn't do it myself and would report anyone that did.
The question is ~ Why then, am I laughing?

[Joe_the_Lion]

I do not believe I have killed anything (other than insects of course) whilst driving, and I live in the heart of the countryside!!!

However, I have shot a few animals ALL of which I or others eat. I abhor blood sports and trapping!!!!

Millions of fish. ALL of which I or others (and cats) eat.

A few spiders in my house. Don't really like them being there.

And a couple of terrorists. Does that win the prize?

[whiskeysheri]

How about the cat in your hot tub, Joe? ;o)

[Joe_the_Lion]

I didn't kill it!!!!!!!!

[whiskeysheri]

LOL! I was only messing. That was a good thread. ;o)