another mate used to go shooting on a friends farm land, he took some new guys, and went to tell his mate, he was there, his friend asked if he would shoot a cow, that was poorly, to put it out of its misery,
so he thought he would play a joke on the others waiting
"miserable old git, wont let us shoot! Watch this i'll show him!" he told them, and went into the field and shot the cow, the others were amazed, and then, grabbed their guns and went into a nearby field to shot a few, to help him, after much shouting, he told them he was joking, it cost him a fortune.......