although I am sure this is by no means a serious question, I used hyperventilate when I knew my boyriend was coming over, he used to make me so nervous (in a good way), this ws in my teens and I have calmed down a bit since then. Resulted in fainting.
Mr RB....Miss Moriarty says she want to have sex with you...she says she is waiting in her crotchless knickers ... and may have to take them off as they are not revealing enough