Witty Put Down

[Sasha13]

Right, need your help. Cut a long story short, been seeing a guy at work for a few months, he told me he didn't want a relationship, no probs by me. Last couple of times we've arranged to meet up though, he's completely messed me around - first time (Weds) I kind of believed the excuse, although not 100%, he apologised; Saturday we were supposed to see each other again, he totally stood me up, sent a really cheesy text apology, don't believe his excuses at all and know he's only sending them to either make himself feel less guilty or so that I am around next time he wants a sh@g.

Anyway, blah blah blah, I've decided enough is enough and need to think of a witty reply next time he suggests 'going out for a drink' (code for a booty call). Trouble is we work together (I know, I know) and socialise in the same group of friends, so I can't just avoid and ignore (my normal weapon of choice).

All suggestions appreciated! I want to appear cool, calm and collected and hopefully totally disinterested in him - even if that's not really the case!

[redcrx]

tell him that youre going for drinks with someone else as youve realised that a longer drink is much better than a couple of shorts

[888sally888]

Give him a massage parlour and tell him to go pay for it as your way too good to be free!!

[888sally888]

lmao Pa_____ul - what a fantastic answer - I know where to go if ever I need to murder someone verbally!!

[Shannon07]

If you like him then don't give him a put down, just make him jealous. works everytime. if you are there when he calls for the booty call then he will have zero respect for ya. You totally need to be more flippant and say 'sorry mate i am seeing someone else'. Watch him want you then
works every time !!

[johnlambert]

Try
"no thanks, I'd rather prod my eyes out with a rusty spoon"

[samuel23]

Tell him that you got a taste for champagne and his cheapo whining (sic) has put you off.

Ohh redcrx nice reply. lol ~ I wouldn't want to upset you. :-)
Haven't seen many of your posts lately, where you been hiding? How you doin?

Nice one pa__ul, but shouldn't that be wet and warm?

[redcrx]

oh ive been around Samuel, been quite busy with work though, you know what its like.
I can be a complete bitch when it comes to writing stuff but am never fast enough face to face. I always walk away and think 'argh, i should said ..........'

[Sasha13]

Thanks for all your ideas! I have been far too available, so totally my fault that it's come to this - still nice to have the last word though so feel free to keep them coming.

If I mention I'm nearly 8 years older than him, does that give you all some more ideas?!

[samuel23]

Yeah, tell him you've realised that it's time to start playing with real men instead of boys ~ but be careful he doesn't reply with something nasty about you being over the hill or sh1t like that.
Good luck, go and find someone decent that wants you for more than a time filling sh4g. xx

[funkymoped]

Mr Valentine if im not mistaken...

"told ya so !"
:-)

[Sasha13]

funkeymoped - How do you know it's the same guy?? Nah, only kidding, you were spot on. No big loss, but still nice to have the last word, like I said!

[IggyB]

just agree and then stand him up ... send an apology saying got a much better offer... sure he'll get the idea

[Sasha13]

Keeping them boys in check pa______________________ul (he he)? Dunno about that - quite happy for the occasional sh@g but not gonna be messed around into the bargain!!!! (No one's that good...)

[hammerman]

Can't you just tell all your circle of friends that he's got a d**k like a thimble