Toilet noise problem - don't laugh!!

[PinkFizz]

Now I have to admit I did laugh when my friend told me this, but she really doesn't find it funny!

Basically, she has been married 4 years, loves her man to bits - apart from one thing he does which is driving her mental and slightly putting her off him. Every morning without fail he wakes up, goes into the bathroom like all people do, but the noises he makes are absolutely awful. Now my friend is still laying in bed and all she can hear is what she describes as either the worst case of wind ever, or dreadfully noisy number two's, or both!!! This can go on for 5-10 minutes, when she then hears him wash his hands and come back to bed. The major problem now is that on the weekend when he comes back to bed he wants to get all amorous and all she can picture and hear in her head are these awful farting, plopping noises which are nor turning her right off.

So as you lot are so helpful do you have any suggestions??

TIA XX

[whiffy]

On the face of it, amusing, but it's actually a serious problem. Some people are completely insensitive (is that the right word?) about using the bog, and it could well strain the relationship. Maybe she should get up at the same time and go downstairs ? I think though she has to say something. It's very hard to get jiggy with someone who has just filled the place with that sort of noise.

[Skreecheeboy]

That's the spirit Caz. Wherever you may be let your wind gan free! Speak up Brown, you're through....More tea Vicar???

[crete]

a room can be sound proofed using egg boxes., ah but who is going to eat all the eggs ?

[rugeleyboy]

its not my wife is it???

no i cant be because she comes in and talks to me when i am on the bog! and she can let rip like i have never heard before!!!

i find it strange that after 4 years of marraige they can talk about his flatulance??

i am sure my wife was calling me a dirty b*strard within a year of meeting her?

[bluevern]

the only thing i can suggest for wind is a kyte,,,,,

[crete]

in the bathroom ?

[TillyNilly]

Get him off the baked beans...lol