symptoms of bird flu

[bobtheduck-]

anyone know what they are? also, considering i feel like i have been beaten around the head with a rusty shovel who i should i leave my fawn slacks, ford cortina and rubber friend to if i dont make it?

[Athley]

Having never been beaten around the head with a rusty shovel I can't imagine how you are feeling. I think you should leave all your stuff to a local bingo charity.

Hope you don't snuff it though bob!! x

[carrust]

Are you sure it's not chirpies?

[melons]

Hi Bobtheduck,
I am afriad that if you have started sprouting feathers, growing a beak, quacking you have had it. No going back and no cure. You will then really turn into bobtheduck!
Mind you no work, off on holidays when ever you want. Only down side if you get caught you will be eaten!
How do you feel now then?
Melons

[melons]

forgot to say bobtheduck leave your rubber friend to AB!
Melons

[pterodactyl]

The Chief Medical Officer has released a list of symptoms of bird 'flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
>> 1. High temperature
>> 2. Congestion
>> 3. Nausea
>> 4. Fatigue
>> 5. Aching in the joints
>> 6. An irresistible urge to sh1t on someone's windscreen

[shanx]

bob you could be having a bout of cold turkey,get yourself off to the quack straight away

[crete]

beware of anyone who is carrying an extra large roll of tin foil !

[dot.hawkes]

does this mean you have stayed off work? tut, that's going to cause some concern with the Inland revenue, they are going to be short a few quid next month .

[flump1]

oh bob, please can I have the cortina, pretty please? if you don't make it .