Question for the fella's!

[efc]

what's the worst chat up line you've ever used?
AND have you got one that never fails? lol

[robbo82]

Don't personally use chat-up lines, but my favourite has to be, "If I said you had a beautiful ar$e, would you take it the wrong way...?"

[dontask]

pmsl

[legend760]

fancy a pizza and a sh@g?
no?

why?
dont you like pizza then?

[efc]

legend - typical fella lol

[Lonnie]

Pay the lady a compliment, if you get the right reaction, ask her out, Its tried and trusted, and very rarely fails, mind you I don't use it now, married almost 29 years, so I don't need to.

[efc]

Lonnie - 29 years is a long time so your theory must work! I was married for several years but my hubby decided he liked using his chat up lines so much that he couldn't stop himself lol.

[ELVIS68]

Ask the ugly one if she wants to dance...if she says yes...tell her to fook off and dance while you pull her mate

[good-arras]

Don't use them myself but a mate used to slur 'wanna breed?' at potential 'victims'. Never worked for him though!

[nicolaandgar]

in my experience this never fails. seen this las working behind a bar thought she was a vision so found out what her shifts were and went in and pesterd her for weeks untill she said yes.

[peppy]

Can I answer this as I'm not a bloke ?
Well I'm going to anyway. One that's stuck with me over the years is " Would you like to see the soles of your feet in me wing- mirrors ? "
Still love it !! xx

[dave1969]

Do you fancy a s**g ?

[NixnJay]

My face is leaving in 5 minutes...be on it!! Cracked me up!

[legend760]

what side of the bed would you like tonight?


or

youre so cute ill even sleep on the wet spot

[johnlambert]

Try this as an ice breaker
"as long as I have a a face you have somewhere to sit"
never fails!!!!

[Haggisdj]

One for the ladies.

You ask, "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

The fella makes some sort of answer to which you reply, "I like mine fertilized!!"

[Aprilis]

Back when I lived in East London a bloke I used to know once asked a girl if she would like to come on his boat. She said, "You haven't got a boat." He pointed to his face and replied, "This is my boat!"

For the unenlightened it's Cockney rhyming slang. Boat race = face.

A bit gross but it made me pmsl.

[RATTER15]

How about:

lie down I think I love you!!

You dont smell too bad for a fat bird!!

Do you want a sh@g, No!! well do you mind lying down while I have one?

I havent tried then myself, but well worth a try im sure!!

[gerkin]

Hey pet do you like chicken ?

Yes !

Great, then suck this its fowl !!