my sons is really bad i never choose it . hes father wanted it as hes first name i said no so its hes middle name . i hate telling people what it is so i'm not telling you
i grew up knowing a bloke called David, well, turned out that was his middle name, his first name was Tellamicus!
He swapped his first & middle names round!
I went to schoool with some one who managed to keep his Saints name of Gabriel quiet for years 'til he back chatted a teacher who said "be an Angel, Gabriel and pipe down!" Took years for him to live it down.
mines after my nana,my god my uncle used to take the pee out of me,well here goes its mabel,he used to say mabel get under the table,mabel set the table,i never use it,ive another middle name but thats ok just use that one.
I don't have a middle name, my first name is bad enough! But I do have a cousin with the middle name of Franco - no-one knew until his wedding! Mr Spudqueen has a friend with the middle name of Digby - that caused a bit of hilarity when they were at college.