Embarrassing middle names?

[carrust]

Have any of you lot got any naff middle names? Come on, own-up. Are they as bad as mine!

[sense4all]

With apologies to Carrust...
Hey Whiskey, I don't suppose she let on what the other contenders in the hat were ... he might have got off lightly!

[shineybomb]

My poor brothers middle name is Victor

Mine is ok - Louise

[unruliejulie]

My mum had a neighbour who was called Ted, or so we thought, turns out his real name was Everard!!!!!!
Im ok Elizabeth! dont like it though!

[whiskeysheri]

Hi, sense! :o)

She did, and one of them became his first name, LMAO! :o)
x

[johnlambert]

My real name is:
Tarquin Farquin Sinbin Linbin Dindin F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel
so I've no room for a middle name :-(