Doppleganger

[Champagne]

There's a bloke in my office who's the spitting image of my ex boyfriend.

Should I walk over and punch him?

[warpig3]

Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dare you.

[4getmenot]

yes definately

[Octavius]

I wouldn�t condone violence, but you should at least ask for your Russ Abbot Show DVD collection back � and the nudey pictures he took of you.

[warpig3]

PMSL at Octavius, excellent!

[johnlambert]

not unless he looks like "joe_the_lion"

[cockroach]

lead him on then be mean to him ...or lead him on and carry it on he might be nicer than you x

[the 5niper]

No
violence is never the answer

[4getmenot]

too late oct there all over the net

[Cockney_si]

Nah, ask him out as most people are attracted to the same types of people, you never know, it may help you get over your ex.

[Champagne]

Well I was never physically attracted to my ex so i'm afraid that philosophy doesn't work here, Si. And it's an old ex, so I'm well over him!

I just want to punch him because I can. Either that or boil him to death. Which is nice.

*smiles sweetly*

[Octavius]

I would be very careful about this. Not knowing the sort of blokes you like to date, he might be into this sort of thing, being smacked by a woman and all. He might even end up sending you sly little emails afterwards asking you to use a whip next time with nipple clamps and chocolate sauce.

Unless you like that sort of thing.

[sense4all]

I think you should get the eight hole punch and drop it onto his lap ... smile sweetly and apologise for being sooooooooooooooooo clumsy. ( Never got a Gestetner machine when you need one , these days! ) Buy him a hot chocolate to make up for it made using ex-lax.

[ne2]

Well put johnlambert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sense4all]

My real name is Alison Du Bois whatever you do, DO NOT go to the pub last night!

[shineybomb]

I have only ever punched one bloke (age 11 - I saw him kill a baby duck!)
He would not stop asking me out for the next 6 years!
Punching him was one of the best things I ever did

...but you don't want this bloke falling in love with you!

[Mammar]

Well cough up!
Did you or didn't you?
Or is it an on-going situation?

[Champagne]

I got a little bit carried away. I boiled him to death. He's now sleeping soundly under my garden patio.

[shineybomb]

Don't mess with Champagne!