i placed this answer in this section, and it was removed -
"well what else can you do? it is the only course of logical action available to you - gob him ... the lying, cheating bah stard!! "
i am sure YOU are all aware that this was meant tongue in cheek, in line with the nature of the question... because of course this guy is not actually champagnes ex....
either the ed can't tell the difference or someone else can't
how sad that we cannot 'go along with the gag', without it being blindly removed... sheesh