Top birds in film, TV etc.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Due to a degree of lethagy I am a little bored so please feel free to pass comment on my latest taste of women.

1) Lacey Turner (Stacey Slater from Eastenders)

2) Katie Ford (Tracey Barlow from Corrie)

3) Amanda Drew (Dr. May from Eastenders)

4) Madeleine Stowe

5) Suzi Perry (MotoGP bird)

6) Lily Allen

7) Kim Marsh/Ryder

8) Nigella Lawson

Sorry no blondes in my list.

[dot.hawkes]

It is more than there being no blondes ! they are all pretty much raven haired, which is a definate type , cos they all are quite pale skinned too.

[MiniN]

1=pretty without a ton of slap
2= too gummy
3=pretty but whoa a pyscho
4= don't know who she is
5= same as 4
6=ok
7= whatever floats your boat
8= sexy lady and nice food

(from a hetro girl point of view)

[Joe_the_Lion]

Indeed, as to add I have forgotten about Sophie Ellis Bextor. Do you think I have a definitive look for my next adventure?

[alijangra]

Well I have to agree that brunettes are best! I would say 7 and 8 are the most attractive, would go for Nigella due to her culinary skills!

[B00]

I'm sorry wardy, I like you, I really do, but each time you call women "birds" I want to do you personal damage!

[Joe_the_Lion]

Oh Booster Girl, come on.

Surely it is better than calling them the fairer sex, tarts, skirts, strumpets, wenches or hussies.

What is the world coming to?

[crete]

chick ?

[B00]

What's up with calling us women then?

We don't go around calling you "arses" do we? Well not to your faces anyway!


;-)

[whiffey]

Where's Cat Deeley ?

[Champagne]

I do, BOO. I call it equality.

I also have a tendency to finish every sentence with 'ya b&stard'. Of course, this could be the reason I'm single....

[crete]

shes at the hairdressers getting her hair dyed black,

[crete]

ie cat deeley,, oops

[Joe_the_Lion]

A bird onthe other hand is an exotic and beautiful animal. The last of the dinosaurs which have adapted to living in strange and wonderful places. They are a caring animal who are fiercely protective over their chicklings and great home builders.

They are beautiful in their appearance from Parrots to Seagulls, Emus to Starlings and Penguins to Hens.

An ar5e is therefore a very different term.

Women are birds End of!!!!

[B00]

rofl Ham I really did lol for real then- can always guarantee on you to make me laugh.

[Supernick]

Lovely, lovely Nigella. Every man wants a Nigella in the kitchen, and indeed a Nigella in the bedroom ;)

[B00]

Ahhhh- God love ya Wardy!!!

[Joe_the_Lion]

Except Nigel Lawson. Because that would be sick, illegal and downright wrong!!!

I wonder if Tebbit, Hurd, Heseltine, Parker etc and all the other cabinet members during Nigels time had their eyes on Nigella. I bet even Lady Thatcher cast a lezzie eye over her!!

[sense4all]

When Carol said her mother had a lezzie eye I think you lost something in the translation, sweetheart! I thought she meant lethargic, not as quick as the other one laaazy lad, laazy!