I recently became extremely rich by selling all my stocks in hoola-hoops, slide-rules, 3-d cardboard glasses, and 8-track tapes. Now I am working to become an UN-convicted murderer.
Oh! I forgot to mention.........Over the weekend I escaped from Iran on a magic Persian-carpet with the White ensign flapping proudly in the breeze aided only by a Michelin road-map of Knutley-Stowbridge-Upon-Rye.