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scotchollie | 10:28 Wed 11th Apr 2007 | Body & Soul
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Redhead23 makes me laugh and has a wicked sense of humour. She has now asked me where I have been all her life.

But I have amnesia, coupled with a debilitating skin condition, near fatal halitosis and a wooden leg and a recently deceased, stuffed and mounted Irish Wolfhound called 'Bejaysus.'

What should I tell her?
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In Hospital by the sounds of it....
whenever I come on here in morning it looks like only redhead stays up all night and desperatly tries and thinks of new questions.
You're as thick as she is, if you think that's funny ! What a load of utter sh!te!
I think there if definite divide between night people and day people...

(and i think we're much better, nicer and funnier!)
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Hey there Willy Nilly - I found this great link for you...

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.27. 00/foreskin-0004.html

Now we know why you can't cut it here!!

Chill man, let people have fun, even if it ain't your bag!
Well if you have anterograde amnesia then you can tell her anything you like. You'll forget about it soon afterwards anyway.

In fact, do you even remember why you posted this thread?

I'm quite intrigued about your near fatal halitosis. Is that near fatal for anybody who comes within 16 feet of you?
Aren't you a clever little boy noticing that my AB name is a play on words ? Thanks for posting a link to another load of utter sh!te. Has anyone on your thread here agreed that redhead is amusing ?
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Hey, it's Willy Nilly, back for more.

And you followed the link.

Cool. What can we do next?

Ignore you, I think.
Similar to the reaction Redhead's 'humour' got then ?
hey scotch lol gog aint they uptight on here nat - ow we are so much funnier god aren't people pathetic reminds me of school , thankfully most people take it in the spirit its meant but you get uptight people wherever in life

never mind its for people like u and ummm and emz and builder and zig that i love this site its a shame people have to get so rude if you dont like a question or are offended by it willy ! wat a name - then don't answer it god !!!
scotch when u cooking me dinner aint eaten since last nite ! by the waY THANKS FOR YOUR POST
its nice to be pro active in this unlike some who never post a question , slate others and sit on the fence about making any questions
it takes all sorts ! negativity oh yes thats what u people suffer from u should lighten up and who cares if i post a lot of questions

you are the ones that are checking them out
so eat me
Wow and I thought High School was full of drama!!!

Willy, why do you have to be so volgure? Is their thread hurting you in anyway? No? I didn't think so... so why post a comment when you just make people hate you?

Now scotchollie...

for your problem all I can say is 4-get it. If you are mounted on a wall how can you have a peg leg? Or is it like one of those deer who have heads on one side and their rears on the other? Oh well... either way I wish you the best of luck!!! Cause you are going to need it!!! LOL :-)
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Hello young and smart, nice of you to drop in and contribute.

It was my bad tempered and permanently randy wolfhound Bejaysus who was mounted, not myself.

I fed him steak that had been earmarked for Redhead23, but she didn't bother turning up for dinner, the little stop out, so he had it.

Turns out poor old Bejaysus was temporarily allergic to beef and died, also temporarily.

He is now back to life and frolicking merrily on the beach, begging for ice creams, humping the legs of unwary tourists and chasing balls.*

What do you do if a poodle mounts your leg? Shake him off.

What do you do if Bejaysus mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm - and quickly.


*which, unfortunately for the poor souls in question, are attached to the nether parts of yet more unsuspecting tourists.
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GOOD NEWS - The halitosis has cleared up.

It was Willy Nilly - who left a bad taste in my mouth.

Hooray.
Hooray....

I have to careful what I say in case I'm accused of being an alcoholic single parent that flirts with everyone and thinks she's hot when she clearly is not.... :-)
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I am none of those things so will do your share for you.

You can send me cash or cheques.

Better still, send them to knobbynonuts - he's in trouble with the taxman I hear.

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