marriage on the quick

[essex bloke]

i fancy getting married right now ,where can i get the bride and all the other stuff sorted this afternoon ?

[essex bloke]

hmmm i tell you what sleeps i will cram some kids in it from the nearby school and let you know

[sleepy1]

i see j t l and lambert are at it again in another question lol worse than 7 year olds .

[essex bloke]

good answer nat at last women to fight over me !!!! i should be so luck y .x

[sleepy1]

bloke i would not do that , you will have the police after you . im not spending a evening in a cop shop ,

[sleepy1]

i dont think i want to marry now any way , i was with my bf 18 years i never got married . i have a fear of marriage .

[nat_84]

18 years?! Bloody hell - sounds like a right life sentence!! I'm not keen on marriage either...

[essex bloke]

oh sleepy shall i cancel the honeymoon now ? all joking aside i dont want to get married either just want the holiday

[liquidspace]

Right, just me left in then - you dont have that many takers Essex, Im surprised , is there something I dont know about you?
Actually , I could bunk off work early today with the excuse that Im getting married, good one!

[essex bloke]

oh dear looks like the weddings deffo off many thanks to all of you anyone wanna live in sin ?

[nat_84]

Why dont u just go on a holiday with a few of your mates..? Last time i checked u didnt have to get married to go on holiday....?! When was the last time u went on holiday?

[sleepy1]

yes live in sin . we can have a open relationship then , i have a different man on a mon .fri night you can have a different woman on a wed and sat night .

[essex bloke]

Nat nat sooooooo many questions but i do sooooo need a holiday last feb was the last time i went to Goa

[sleepy1]

i need a holiday not been away for two years ;(

[essex bloke]

oh gosh i thought i was gonna choose liquid but then sleepy comes back hmm its gonna be a hard choice

[nat_84]

So its been over a year... bless.

Last summer, I was in the Dominican Republic , this Summer i'm going to be in a hospital giving birth... Life's a funny old thing. If our baby's a bit of a munter or too much trouble we'd be willing to sell her to you both for a mere �250... that would make your open relationship complete.

[essex bloke]

but whos gonna look after the fifteen kids sleepy ? unless we all go away to Clacton in a caravan

[sleepy1]

put our names in a hat not to marry us but to take us a way . on holiday.

[essex bloke]

Thanks Nat but i think sleepy has corned the market in kids but i dont think she would notice another anyway but i would have to ask liquid x

[essex bloke]

thats a blinding idea sleeps whos up for it ?

[Goodsoulette]

how can you not be into toy boys sleepyj. I thought you were much younger than that.