marriage on the quick

[essex bloke]

i fancy getting married right now ,where can i get the bride and all the other stuff sorted this afternoon ?

[sleepy1]

how old did you think i was ? about 16 the way i spell and word things

[essex bloke]

NAH late twenties poss

[sleepy1]

no im 35 but get told i look about 29 .or 30 . my son is 15 some one once told me they thought i was hes sister :)

[liquidspace]

oh dear Im older than you sleepy, guess you win over me, im 41!
What other criteria do we need to fill essex?

[sleepy1]

age does not matter one bit . as i like to sleep a lot i am very boring in bed lol so dont think im right for bloke so liquid you can have him and teach him a few new thing s have fun guys xxxxxxxxxx

[essex bloke]

oh sleepy well enjoy your rest luv ....ahhhhhhhh liquid its just you and me luv .......

[Champagne]

Blimey! I turn my head for a couple of hours and everyone is moving in on my new fianc�. The cheeky bints!

I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL TO WIN HIM!!!

I have to be back at work tomorrow Essex, so I'm afraid I can't attend the honeymoon. But feel free to take the ABers with you for good company. I'll make it up to you later with lots of dirty sex.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

[liquidspace]

Champers if you are that desperate you can have him. He has disappointed me anyway cos I didnt get out of work early to meet him!

[essex bloke]

champy sorry can i call you champy i thought you had left me but hey the sex i can wait for,liquid thats soooo harsh and theres me thinking you was the one

[Goodsoulette]

mid to late teens sleepy.

[mrknowall]

u being good sleeps ? lol

[redhead23]

oi oi essex i been awy all day preparing the details for our union of love , i cant wait to mary you lover then off to mexico for a shagathon look forward to it

[essex bloke]

oh red where have you been but i think ive already pulled x

[redhead23]

lol exactly we are a match made in hell come to me lover , why were u not at my caravan party at the weekend? most dissapointing i was hoping to have my wicked way with you x

[essex bloke]

was i invited to the caravan of lurve?

[redhead23]

you was guest of honor all essex , geordie and newcastle men are always guest of honor at my sleazy parties lover , i even changed the sheets for you

im a classy bird lol

[essex bloke]

well next time lover make sure you tell me and i shall be there and i might even wear white socks and trainers but i hope the caravan is tall cos i heard all geordie boys are short arses

[essex bloke]

before the abuse starts i was kidding x

[redhead23]

so is that a yes to me then lover ? god reading ur post ws like reading my own stuff !! see we are 2 goats seperated at birth

ill be round your in ten are u a tall man i do hope so i hate short arse men

[essex bloke]

luv this is Essex no dumb short arse men around here !!!!
i better make sure i make the bed then x