Cheer up all you grumpy gits

[4getmenot]

So has anyone anything good to say today. Who's had something really nice happen to them lately or received good news. Or who has something to look forward to?

[4getmenot]

actually Miss Inquiry I take one of those stars back as as you know I didnt get authorisation to get Live Earth tickets :-(

[Champagne]

Oh dear, 4getmenot, I went and ruined a perfectly good lunch by eating my own bodyweight in pizza. I feel horrible and bloated now and need a wheelbarrow to push my belly around in. :o(

But on the positive side, I also got a massive slice of apple pie as part of the lunch deal. I really want to eat it now but I think I'd end up like Mr. Creosote and I'd explode.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0085959/6.jpg

[redcrx]

wafer thin mint anyone??

[4getmenot]

I'm sorry I couldnt see your pic champagne :-( and yer go on then red

[nat_84]

yes please red!

I'm so bored - anything else u got hiding back there to keep us entertained?

[whiffey]

I just bought an Electric Twit in Tescos.

[4getmenot]

TESCO!!! Dont start that again lol

[Champagne]

Mmmmm.... waffer thin mint.... *BANG*

pa__ul, would you like a picture of me pushing my pizza belly around in a wheelbarrow?

[Miss Inquiry]

Whats an electric twit?

[4getmenot]

Just looked in my cupboards and where the hell did these come from. Anyone lost any children??

http://luckybeans.typepad.com/my_weblog/images /notsoemptycupboard.jpg

[whiffey]

It's a Twit powered by electricity.

[Skreecheeboy]

Well I'm off work today as I'm on strike! So I'm looking forward to another 17 and a half hours of not working!

[Champagne]

I think we should all go on strike and head to the park together. Somewhere near a river so I can throw all the boys in, just to make the girls giggle.

That way I could show off my new suntan in my new bikini.

You should have invested in a battery operated twit, Whiffey, as they're a bit more portable.

[OBonio]

I like being grumpy :oP On the plus side, I'm off on holiday in 6 weeks. 2nd family holiday. YAY :o) I get to make sand castles and not see a computer for a whole week :o)

[whiffey]

Champagne, it's a mains or battery (6 x AA) electric twit, and - I just finished my hall floor !!! Now that is worth 3 stars, never mind electric twits or, "It's going to be slightly breezy today" oh no it isn't, it's going to be blowing fence-destroying gales that make cycling a drawn-out series of swear words.

[Champagne]

I was thinking about going cycling tonight but that thought lasted all off, oooh, 3 seconds (about my thinking timescale) after I saw the trees billowing about madly outside. Slightly breezy? It blew my wig off when I was out to lunch.

Are there any pubs in Chester that sell cans of Veuve Clicquot? wot wot!

[whiffey]

Once as I was driving through Warrington as quickly as possible I saw a sign to Chester, somewhere over to the right. They make a lot of soap there I believe.