The most embarassing date ever!!

[PinkFizz]

Just to cheer myself up I would like you all to endear me with your most embarassing date stories ever!! Plllleeeeaseeee!!!

[rugeleyboy]

pinkfizz.................... its you!!!!!! lol i thought i recognised you!!!

[PinkFizz]

ruge - I knew there was something familiar about you!!

[Joe_the_Lion]

Before I was married, I met a lovely French bird in Germany. She was an easy girl, and I got my jollies within about an hour of knowing her.

Well to cut a long story short, after the messy bit we were lying in bed when I thought she had a bit of fluff or something on her shoulder blades. I flicked it off only to realise it was in fact a mole. I caused it to bleed and boy did it bleed. She insisted I drove her to hospital.

I never saw her again after that.

[dilf]

im no quitter ummmm i love fags they are the best.
but i did once try to kiss a girl with a fag in my mouth not the same girl tho. we both got herpes like blisters on our lips.

my best mate is a serial bedwetter when he's drunk, he could fill this page with embarrasing dates. he is also my brother in law btw and my sister is a nurse so she got him some big nappies [ nicked from the nhs ] , but he wont wear them so she waits till he's unconscious and gets the changing mat out. im laughing to myself thinking of the argument i heard them having when she was telling him to get his fu**ing nappy on.

[Pippa68]

Here I go again...shall I use one or two?

pmsl!

[dilf]

seperate beds tho rugely

[rugeleyboy]

i aint sharing with your brother in law tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[legend758duo]

red wtf are you on about??ex lover?dont you want me baby???

[PinkFizz]

Pippa - you may need to get the whole supply of boxes out!!

[ELVIS68]

The first date I went on with Mrs E, I knocked a drink over and it covered my jeans, It looked like I p!ssed myself, I spent the next half hour in the toilets trying to dry them with the hand drier, luckily she was still there when i came out.. albeit p!ssing herself laughing

[redhead23]

legend i love u baby lol
and joe the lion eww that story made me gag !! lol ]
i dont like to gag unless i have a good reason lol

[PinkFizz]

red - you filthy minded person!! lol

[legend758duo]

red you puzzle me .

[ummmm]

I hope you learnt by that dilfy.

[dilf]

i once had a meal with a girl who [unknown to me ] had a big boil on her coccyx or whatever its called and it burst during the meal emptying half a pint of gunk down the back of her cream skirt.
it made a nice dip

[redhead23]

legend what isthe puzzle?
im in love with you i thought it was an open secret

why are u all awake is no one working tommorrow u lazy gits

[legend758duo]

im always up at this time im a night owl.red you couldve told me before you strumpet

[legend758duo]

Elvis now the bladders gone what you gonna blame now??

[redhead23]

oi oi if only we were in the same room legend we could make sweet music lover x

[PinkFizz]

dilf - that is sooooo wrong!