SURVEY ladies

[essex bloke]

in the paper today (sun) thirteen percent of woman during sex think of their female mates well what yer reckon ?

[Skreecheeboy]

I think they call oral sex and finger sex sex because that's about all they can get up to without the use of aparatus.

[grumpii]

And toes skreech

[4getmenot]

well ****** me I've had sex with loads of men then. Jeez

[grumpii]

And noses, and chins , and fists.

[grumpii]

What about hermaphrodites, are they lesbians or homo ?

[wigglebum]

Dunno but at least they can **** themselves!!

[RATTER15]

There is nothing wrong with lesbian sex!! in fact I think it should be encouraged!! even video taped and posted on here just to prove its cool!!!

[grumpii]

Yes wiggle, and no moaning about who came first!

[Skreecheeboy]

I think it was essex bloke that came first, he read the article after all....

[Champagne]

What about f&nny-bashing, Skreeche? Not that I'm an expert on these things of course. *ahem*

Oooh.... look over there....

(quickly scarpers off the thread while nobody's looking)

[Skreecheeboy]

Erm, I'm not familiar with f@nny bashing Champers! Is that anything to do with what Hibs are going to do to Hearts this weekend?

[cazzz1975]

ewww essex bloke, do you think about your mates when your getting it on????

if your thinking hell no!, thats what Im thinking about the question !!!

[essex bloke]

cazzz my mates are deffo not on my mind but hey i was only reading the paper in disbelief but hey any lesbians out there who wish to put me right ?

[Champagne]

Well I heard it straight from a lesbian that it is done and according to her it's fantastic. She highly recommended it and reckons if I did I probably wouldn't want men again! Gotta say the thought alone doesn't appeal.