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sleepy1 | 14:13 Sat 12th May 2007 | Body & Soul
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if you was going to put a advert in a dating site how would you describe your self .?
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hmmmm.

Fun, happy go lucky girl with big boobs
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i would be miserable ,moody likes to spend time in bed , small boobs . i would be real catch NOT
i like to spend time in bed as long as with ummmmm
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mrk that is not a answer to the question is it .
You'd never leave it MrK
Age:34
Colour:White
Religion: Semi-Christian
Height: 6"1
Weight: 16st
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Very short dark brown
Complexion: Dark
Looks: Average
Income: Retired
Status: OHAC
Likes: Rock and Indie music, Horror movies, James Bond, Fast cars, Keeping fit, animals and travelling.
Dislikes: Muslims, peasants and communists.
Ideal woman: Brunette, clever (but not more than me), traditional values, submissive, not too much personal history, right-wing, knows her place.
Ideal date: A long weekend in Nice or Rome.
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joe your 34 and your retired ?
You forgot spanking Joe !!!!!
29,female, funny & sensitive, varying hair colour, WLTM ....


well......


Anyone with a pulse? lol

(and loads of money. )
Retired at 33. Life is too short to work!!!
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what are you on the dole joe ?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, no.
WIld, vivacious, long haired brunette, gorgeous smile, tiny nose, a flirty, foxy, filly ! 5' 6" - 39 y/o - shoe size 6

Hee hee hee :-)
Brunette clean freak, fitness fanatic with big (ish) knockers. Loves cats. Own hair and teeth.
Hi sleepy how are you, well i would describe my self as having gsoh long black hair, bright blue eyes and a size 12.
Their is a photo of me on a web site, but do not know if i can mention it's name.
Take good care sleepy love you , megan. xx
put the name and link of the site
devastatingly handsome.
massive phallus.
what else do you really need.
Bank details ?
sufficient.
Staying power?

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