Grrrrrrrr, linen basket

[warpig3]

Have just been upstairs, we have a linen basket in the bedroom and I noticed that mrwarpig has left yesterdays socks, teeshirt and undercrackers on the floor right beside the basket, not in the basket, just right beside the basket!!! WTF is that all about? This is not the first time, I have actually shown him the basket and explained its purpose several times!

So my question is, is he just completely stupid and thick or is he taking the p*ss?

I supposs I should just be grateful that he changed his socks and underwear without having to have them surgically removed like last time:-o)

[redcrx]

just refuse to do any washing that isnt it the basket.

Go and put the stuff hes dumped in his side of the bed. He'll have to move it. Continue to do so until he realises that itll only get washed if its in the linen basket.

[cockroach]

put them under his pillow cover & dont say anything. or if he has an office chuck them in there or somewhere personel to him.. He is lazy cuz he know's you will pick up after him.
They think we are stupid. Men need to be trained all the while. Bless them. :)

[warpig3]

redcrx I could do that but my fear is that he will start doing the 'cleanest dirty shirt' scenario! Its not the first time I have caught him sniffing his socks to see if he can get another day out of them, what a minger!!!!!

cockroach I like the 'underpillow' idea, very appealing!

[bigmamma]

Oh warpig , I guess I should't laugh but that is so funny the way you put it !!! hee hee .
I could suggest not washing them until he puts them inside the basket but instead of that he maybe would just think he needs to buy new ones as he has run out of clean ones.
Just read that back ......does it make sense ? lol

[nannon]

I have a phobia of washing baskets - i have to have a washing bag instead...maybe he is scared of it?

[cockroach]

I have lots of wicked tricks to train my man. (not that I dont love him ) but......Like he never throws his used razor blade away...so I put it back in the pack with the new ones. If his boots are in the utility sink I clean the cat food bowl with then in there & leave bits of cat food on them....Keep at it girl...it works.
Lazy git just made me a cuppa & only swilled the used cup out ...ewwweee it was all mingy on the top...I had to re do it...MORON.

[warpig3]

Yes bigmamma it does make sense, please see answer to redcrx, I repeat, what a minger. Actually, I had to laugh myself too, either because he is a complete idiot or he is trying to wind me up!

[bigmamma]

sorry redcrx love , did read your answer before too , ....................senior moment !!! :-)

[Baby Jane]

Warpig3

Hello sweetie, just to let you know Mr babyjane always hangs up all his clothes ON THE F*****G FLOOR and although he will put his dirties in the linen bin he has never perfected the art of actually getting them inside. Good luck and if you manage to train Mrwarpig please let me know how to do it.
take care
xxxx

[warpig3]

LOL @ nannon, he must be scared of lots of things then, like not putting bread back in its bag, not putting cheese back in its wrapper, doing the dishes, cutting the grass, ironing, washing (himself and clothes), hoovering, the list is endless!!!

cockroach you have obviously got a handle on this, ever consider publishing a book about it, seriously, I would buy it!

[cockroach]

It would have to be anonymous tho. Couldnt have him reading it & know whats comming ...lol ... Thing is..he is a prefectionist about his work & other things.
I could make a boot camp, that would be fun.

[warpig3]

Morning babyjane glad to know I am not alone, maybe there is a secret mens society were they swap ideas and suggestion for small ways to annoy us! this is why I think cockroach should publish a book!

Huh, just remembered something, I hadn't changed the hand towels in the bathroom for a couple of days and the other day I went to the bathroom and there were no towels, he had put them in the basket, so, 1. he does know where it is and what it is for, 2. he was making a point to me about the towels, 3. he is an idiot!

[bigmamma]

I am enjoying this thread , maybe I am lucky there's no mrbigmamma !!! :-)

[Supernick]

Things I like to do to annoy the fairer sex part 1.

THROW my clothes at the washing basket. If an item lands squarely in the middle, turn around an expect praise for having performed a such a complex sporting achievement. If they land on the rim of the basket and hang there, that counts as being 'in the basket', and thus needs no more attention. Missing the basket is depressing as it highlights a lack of hand-eye manly co-ordination, and I thus need consoling in a cup of tea and some kind words. A decent woman would understand this, and act accordingly.

[warpig3]

bigmamma you can borrow mrwarpig anytime you please, he is house trained mostly (has been know to 'splash' around the bowl)), faithful, loyal, loving, drools slightly and good with children!

[warpig3]

LOL @ supernick, bet your hand to eye co-ordination is perfect when reaching for a pint of lager!

[bigmamma]

lol @ supernick
warpig , I think I may decline your generous offloading offer of mrwarpig loan . lol :-)

[warpig3]

Completely understand bigmamma, I will just await cockroaches book with anticipation!

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