Hairy toes, what are they all about?

[johnlambert]

I've just noticed that as I get older my toes are getting more and more hairy, why? what horrible disease is going to attack me that I need hary toes to defend me?

[fine,thanks]

you may want to check out your nose and ears as well john, and the back of your hands,

[johnlambert]

There is an awkward son of a b1tch that keeps trying to erupt from my left ear, but it's been there since I was a 19 year old sprog, everywhere else (including my heid ) is ok, apart from my toes. Do you think my mum had a fling with a yeti?

[fine,thanks]

no john, the coal man.

[johnlambert]

Thank god for that!!!! I was getting worried

[fine,thanks]

although........... if you are 7ft tall it may have been a yeti.

[johnlambert]

I'm 5"8 but my knuckle drag on the ground because my arms are so long from carrying sacks of coal up the mountains of Tibet

[bobthepigeon]

i go to a class every monday to learn how to plait them

[johnlambert]

I shoot pigeons

[bobthepigeon]

dont john you will ruin my cunning disguise

[Black Noir]

I had a small red lump on the side of my big toe, it didnt go down so i decided to pick it (like you do) out came a hair that was about 6 inches long - whats that all about !

[johnlambert]

We're both freaks black noir
we can start the hairy toe appreciation society

[Mr Tall]

What about women who wear flip-flops but have toes so long they curl over the soles eerrrrrr booey.

[knobbynonuts]

You think you are unlucky john, Ive got hairy teeth.

[knobbynonuts]

Might be something to do with when I just bit the dog though.

[Katie~77]

Why don't you just go and have them waxed???x

[IggyB]

i've got really hairy toes and have done since my teens - does this mean they could keep getting hairier for years to come... at least i'll save money on socks when they're long enough to wrap my whole foot in

[Black Noir]

dont shave them though john they might grow back twice as thick, this seems to happen when I leave my pits for a few days its like a full merkin!

Are you really Richard Keys?

[nutgoneflake]

Do you mind, everyone, I'm TRYing to eat my dinner......lol

[johnlambert]

The real problem is, I've started Chinese kickboxing + Kung Fu and I could have somebodies eye out with a stray hair, and I feel I can't trim them back in case I need them to fight off some old man disease in the distant future