neighbours

[bobtheturkey]

one of my neighbours (andy) has a telescope in his room that points horizontally and not up as telescopes should? the other one had a wife but i haven't seen her in years he just has a very fat dog, he keeps making sawing noises in his garage do you have any strange neighbours?

[knobbynonuts]

Me thinks that you should get owt a bit more bob and do some gobbling

[whiffey]

How long does it take you to work out pathetic contrived questions like this one ? They are not in the least bit FUNNY, far from it, they are effing stupid and make me wonder if you live in Lancashire, which wouldn't of course be your fault, but would explain a lot.

[bobtheturkey]

henry to join barcelona for 16 million whiffs what do you think of that?

[cazzz1975]

he sounds pretty tame, I have a neighbour that wears strange clothing and whatever he wears he looks odd in, during the snow he was wearing shorts socks and sandals.

I have another neighbour who has no garden but invites a lot of friends over to stand around her doorway drinking cans of cheap lager while she cooks burgers on her throwaway bar-b-que perched on the dustbin. its quite amusing, especially when they get the paddling pool out!

[rugeleyboy]

is he off to barca bob?

back to your nieghbours, does his telescope have a coin slot in it or is it a proper one like?

[bobtheturkey]

its a big patrick moore job ruge, yeah he is off in next couple of days intertoto cup for the gooners :)

[rugeleyboy]

whinger will be off soon!!

[bobtheturkey]

yeah hope so and take cesc fiberglass with him to real madrid :)

[whiffey]

There is a question running in parallel to this, and since I have nothing of lasting value to add to either I thought I might as well dump my thoughts on to this piece of junk as any other.

Thongs ? Why ? Why have a piece of string shoved up your bum cheeks ? Don't you see, when you bend over and the thong is revealed, all desire dies in the male breast, so I am told.

[Katie~77]

Hello Bob. The neighbours in my old house used to ask if my dog could go round to play!!! And another neighbour looked like Craig David on Bo Selector!!!x

[bobtheturkey]

that was proper bo katie

[cazzz1975]

its horses for courses whiffey, or should that be shlongs for thongs??!

some men become gibbering wrecks at the thought of a thong

[Katie~77]

lmao I used to find it so difficult to keep a straight face when she spoke to me!!!x

[dot.hawkes]

i have no neighbours as i live in total isolation from the outside world on planetdot, it is a way of life i have become accustomed to and barring interference from alien intruders i anticipate a neighbour free future and if i go on holiday i can get the one eyed one, (we call him cyclops for short) guy from number 21 to drop in and water the trifid.

[rabbitygirl]

My neighbours sit outside for hours. They now have a chiminea thing (what are they all about) in which they burn garden rubbish, and then huddle round to breath smoke and drink lager.

[bobtheturkey]

why did craig david have half maltesers on his head katie

[Katie~77]

Maybe he ate the other half!x

[helliebobs]

very true whiffey, we are all thick as ******* in Lancashire :)