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Doc Spock - am 39yrs, no major illness, good health, do lots of exercise, probably drink too much etc etc.
Psychick - can't be pregnant, thankfully.
Ratter - not sure how I could logistically wring out the last few drops - will try anything though! Could be right about being old - anyone else find it hurts to get up off floor these days (what am I doing on floor in first place!)
Thanks Masma - any other symptoms I should look out for?
Thanks all - good to have a laugh, Ta