Lately I have not attempted to batter myself to A and E with k-nockers. Played two ball on me house wall. Bruised me under-carriage on my chipper bike, equipped with playing cards and pegs on the spokes - as well as slit straws that slipped up and down the spokes so you thought you were going really fast. Eaten a bite out of every apple in the bowl and placed it damage side down 'cos we were starving and the instruction was do not eat AN apple before dinner ...
or been foolish enough to ride my bike off a bluddy great hill cos my sister told me she did it the week before and it was brilliant - luckily me Dad had first aid certificate, unluckily we lived two miles from the hill and the bike was jiggered. White dog poo those were the days!
Ps I see Leons 'touchey - feeley' approach in news was not appreciated. I may have curled the corners of my mouth at the 'new' you.