women being grumpy !!

[legend763]

are women grumpy just because they are women?
is it something to do with pmt and hormones?

or is it just because theyre not men and theyre jealous of us ??

[legend763]

its not my bar

and i always take care of my customers.
always pleasant and happy to serve.

but then theres always a jekyll to every hyde lol

[Trinny]

Bez, don't rise to the bait!!!! ;)

[legend763]

have my flirty females lost interest in me so easily.

you cads

[Redbel]

Lol Trin....I've just done a few breathing exercises.......I'm clam now......lol

[Redbel]

no not clam......calm......lol

[legend763]

is that a hairy clam ??




ffs i dont believe i said that lol

[Trinny]

Legend, take some bromite!

[hau kola]

Just for the record-my other half has just got in from a night out with the lads.Hes in a fowl mood,says his mates are a grumpy load of ar**holes.

[legend763]

bromide lol


i bet he didnt btw


are they sausage smugglers??

[hau kola]

Is that for me Legend?

[legend763]

his mates.
perhaps theyre more female than male??

are they ballet dancers??

[hau kola]

No,theyre snooker players,golfers in closed season.They seem to have had a row over where to go for a drink.

[legend763]

did they wanna go for cocktails??


lol

[hau kola]

They dont leave their shopping at the back door-all happily married.Ones just turned 40,think hes having a mid life crisis,he wanted a drink at the social club,others wanted to go into town.

[legend763]

he wants to wear a flat cap.

they wanna go dancing in tutus ???

[hau kola]

The 2 coppers wouldnt wear tutus,nor the postman or the accountant.Nor the customs officer-the printer might be up for a laugh though.

[legend763]

coppers are always iffy lol

[hau kola]

Nah,i find bouncers are very iffy.

[legend763]

really??