Do you want to join all of us at gibboncentral ?

[whiffey]

You are most welcome, we have 112 members so far, all of whom are super-moderators and jolly nice people. So, which of these birds cannot fly ?

1) Parrot
2) Casserole
3) Coot
4) Troon

It is quite important that you get the right answer, but it's not a life-or-death-thing so don't go googling in a panic because gibboncentral is open to all.Have a think about it, mow the lawn if you like, play Millionaire celeb ooh look at me I am a prat but I am a star ooh giggle giggle false studio laugh, false applause, ect.

[Katie~77]

I don't know the answer, can I still join???x

[society]

OMG did you have too much Bud and Scotch Bonnet again?

[whiffey]

Katie, of course you can join, we have a pre-recorded audience of giggles and belly laughs. Jeremy Beadle is creasing me up, I haven't laughed so much in years.

[Jugglering]

Before I answer, I need to know a bit more information:-

1. Is the parrot alive or dead ?

2. What variety of casserole are we talking about here ?

3. Do you mean a bald coot ?

4. What is a troon ?

[whiffey]

I don't have to know what a Troon is, I ask the questions, you give the answers, I've got the answer written on a piece of paper anyway.

Very interesting seeing Jeremy Beadle burying his face in his hands, I was overcome with grief, but isn't Alan Sugar wonderful ? It almost reminds me of Freddy Forsyth and George Hunniford.

[bobtheturkey]

id imagine you would love to be creased up by beadle he has a wonky hand you know so dont expect too much

[society]

How do you expect a hot casserole to fly?

[whiffey]

Ah bob, hi there cooeee, it's like wandering about all day wondering if you need to fart or something more serious, then you amble across the newly mown lawn and a huge one slips out supplying the resounding answer in the still summer air.

[k9 fott]

hello wiff I would jion if I wernt so prissed

[bensmum]

I am going to say (with confidence) that the answer is no.2 (but can I still please join even if I get it wrong?)

[whiffey]

Hello k9, don't fret, I just joined you old matey, you are member #113 and most welcome !!

Isn't Alan Sugar a lovely lovely guy ?

[ilovewhiffey]

Open to all you say?

[k9 fott]

yea he is wiffy me mate met alan in his amstrad in brentwood and me mate told me that he was the old misserbal old bar sterwarad that he ever met in his life

[whiffey]

bensmum, of course you can join and welcome, you'll get an admin and a mods menu and you can browse out and edit/delete anything you like. Assuming you don't delete me. I will work out how to pin a sticky thread of rules, and lay down the law and don't you do this and don't you do that , but for tonight I can't be ar$ed :)

[k9 fott]

ime here wiff my man and posted

[whiffey]

Oh bu$$er, I just saw a problem.

[ilovewhiffey]

A problem? But I was so looking forward to it!

[whiffey]

I know, that's why I built the catapult.

[ilovewhiffey]

Does it reach Suffolk?

[k9 fott]

beware of the whiffy as he will will dogapulte you into no mands land