Do you want to join all of us at gibboncentral ?

[whiffey]

You are most welcome, we have 112 members so far, all of whom are super-moderators and jolly nice people. So, which of these birds cannot fly ?

1) Parrot
2) Casserole
3) Coot
4) Troon

It is quite important that you get the right answer, but it's not a life-or-death-thing so don't go googling in a panic because gibboncentral is open to all.Have a think about it, mow the lawn if you like, play Millionaire celeb ooh look at me I am a prat but I am a star ooh giggle giggle false studio laugh, false applause, ect.

[Jugglering]

Society said, "How do you expect a hot casserole to fly"...

Well, ANYTHING is possible in Whiffeyworld..... isn't it ?

Drat, when do I get my registration documents please, master Whiffey ? Is there a fee for joining ? (Jugglering giggles and hopes sincerely that this is all for free, especially in a free-for-all......)

Juggles sits here waiting for her letter of acceptance to come through the letter box....

[ilovewhiffey]

Is that whiffey or whiffy? I believe there are two, possibly three.

[whiffey]

This is getting quite complicated. If I issue a yes/no type of document, you promise not to try to make any trouble and will be nice to everybody else all the time, how about that ?
I don't want troublemakers on my site, whoops sorry, our site.

[nowayhos�]

can i join?

[nuoyg]

What are you on about (been in sun all day and it's obviously affected brain!)? If you're talking about a new 'answerbank' but chat then can you only allow one user name, call me old but I find it v confusing/silly!

[whiffey]

Yes hose, of course you can join. It's a bit rough at the edges, to be honest it's an unorganised mess. I am relying on the membership to make it into a clean and tidy ship. It will be a no-swearing no-alias paradise. It's all about users. I have a catchy theme tune, so have your speakers on when you join.

[Corrinne74]

Do you not find that the alias problem is slightly closer to home?

[nowaypedro]

right wiffry aKI have the utmost dis respect for you and also the the utmost respect for you at the sasme time but you can speaak like a littte loofer at times..

[nowaypedro]

corrine 74 that is so whiffey an it

[society]

Whiffey you are making it sound as though we are on Noah's Ark. By the way, was my membership accepted? I'm on board, aren't I :-)

[whiffey]

Corinne, if you don't like it, don't read it, it's really simple. How thick are you ? And why haven't you phoned ? Everybody else has, but not you, I expect you are caught up in Jaws 2 on C4, look chief not only did I come over to tell you I don't want your job but also to tell you that I love you and is that why they fired you ? What else. I am so damn tired. You couldn't write it if you tried.

[nowayhos�]

but i thought I was whiffey. or whiffy. the spelling is not nesaccariy important now is it?

[nowaypedro]

so you are in love with your self wiff|corinecome off it you ca do better than that wiff my man

[ilovewhiffey]

This post stinks of russian.

[Redbel]

OK whiffey what's going on...I've just spent the last 10mins filling out my registration form....went to say Hello and got the door slammed in my face.....grrrr.....btw great sound effects.. ;-)

[society]

What do you mean by " this post stinks of Russian?" Are you smelling Vodka and sauerkraut and rye?

[k9 fott]

well bean me up baby

[whiffey]

Redbel, I just registered you, or rather hurried it along a bit.I am sure you will be one of the nicer members. Certain people have joined and I am bothered that it might become like a farmyard, and I appeal to their better natures.

As you will have seen, there are just 2 categories so far, Idiocy and Cycling. I can't do any more housekeeping until Jaws 2 has finished.

[sandrajo]

cooeee, can I join Mr. Whiffey sir : )

[Redbel]

Awww thank you whiffey.....for a minute I thought I'd forgotten to check the T&C's box... ;-)