I once managed to get raw chilli up my nose. Doesn't sound much but it was absolute agony for a couple of hours my whole face felt as if it was on fire even under a cold tap.
Slicing my foot open last year was pretty painful, there was a broken pipe sticking out of a wall and it skimmed the top of my foot off. Luckily (or unluckily) for me I was p*ssed at the time so didn't feel anything until someone notices gallons of bloods leaking from my foot. Three days later I was at hospital being told off by a nurse for not getting it sewn up; it had gotten infected and I couldn't walk. That hurt pretty bad.
Standing on a three pin plug always really hurts, as does banging your head on the corner of a cupboard or shelf.
Gallstones, intense pain which radiates to your chest so you think you're having a heart attack, mine came with vomiting,poo and a fever too all at the same time.
NICE
Having a burst appendix is definitely up there, but I think I'd have to go with the ear infection I had in both ears a couple of years ago. I would have happily shot myself, given a gun.
Although, the daily thwack round the head I get from my sister's ill-placed hanging basket is getting more and more painful.
I heard on the radio that the worst pain for a man was passing a kidney stone. Imagine that lads something the size of a marbel taking hours to come out your willy!.......F**K that, i take childbirth anyday!
Most recently - Going at full pelt on my bike in to a metal barrier and my little finger taken pretty much the full impact and dislocating in two places as a result was pretty bl00dy sore... And my friend putting it back on wasn't that great either.
Had tonsils and half soft palatte removed, and had to take tablet for medication eleven hours later - mmmmm!
Neuralgia - cried like a girl!
Slipped disc - not funny - still recovering.
Tooth extraction - dentist had to break tooth, fragment droped into cavity, ten hours later, fragment lodged itself against the nerve - couldn't walk I was in so much pain.