Bleh!

[girlygirl2]

I am going to meet my fiance for a spot of lunch in 10 minutes, I have just nearly eaten my body weight in Haribo Jelly Babies, what excuse can I come up with so I dont have to eat anymore, if I do, I'll surely pop!

:O)

x

[4getmenot]

you cant, you will have to eat just for being a pig in the first place. May you inflate just like Voilet in Charlie and the chocolate factory. lol

[silver_fern]

Mmmmm.. Haribo lol!

Just tell him you have a dodgy stomach... because you think you may be pregnant...


He will lose his appetite instantly and you can both have just coffee ;o)

[4getmenot]

she is isnt she?

[girlygirl2]

Yup - its either that or Clearblue lied to me!

X

[silver_fern]

What? Pregnant? I'm new here so didn't know ;o(

[girlygirl2]

Yeah I am, dont worry! I'll forgive you! :O)

xxxxx

[silver_fern]

Well congratulations!!! ;o)

[ssssssss]

say u not feeling well.. we indians fast once a year on a particular date for the well being of our husbands or bf so just tell him u fasting for him ;) he might be thrilled to bits... or just tell him the truth!!!

[silver_fern]

Quote: 'we indians fast once a year on a particular date for the well being of our husbands or bf '

You fast for the well being of your husband/bf? WTF is that all about then? Fast for yourself not someone else?!?

[4getmenot]

and was it the best thing you ever peed on girlygirl? :-)

[curly~sue]

When are you getting married ? Perhaps you could say that you are dieting for it ?

[Rubyrose]

Congratulations Girlygirl. I didn't know either. :o)

[ssssssss]

@silver_fern
its a custom in north india.. its called karva chauth... the wife fasts n then once the moon comes the woman looks at the moon thru a seive n then at her husband thru it n then breaks her fast by taking a sip of water n food from her husbands hand... n its believed that by fasting ur husband will have a long life.. well being an indian i dont pretty much believe in it ... but its just a custom which is still followed...
since u not indian i know its obvious u'll find it really funny.... but its just our custom!!!

[silver_fern]

I don't find it funny at all sssssss... I understand it is one of your customs... but still... a bit oppressive imho :o)

[Psychick]

Tell him you had to eat them all as it was stopping an evil hormone attack and that you didnt want him to have to deal with that during your wonderful lunch date together (and smile sweetly!) lol

or

Tell him you didnt eat them for you......you ate them for the baby!

[ssssssss]

hmmm... women who believe in it do it.... its of the million traditions we have.. :)

[Champagne]

Cause an argument within 2 minutes of turning up.

Or better still, stand him up! Then text an hour later saying, "Hi honey. I'm afraid I won't be able to make the lunch today as I'm really busy at work now. Speak later. Love you. xxx"

Then claim that you sent the text at 9.15am and that his phone is the problem!

*evil cackle*

[girlygirl2]

Ha ha ha! I love all of those suggestions!
It was really interesting to read about your Indian custom ssssssss.
He had bought me a ham salad sandwich and a bottle of vimto, I said that I wasnt hungry and he said "how are you not hungry, you havent eaten all day!" I just laughed and told him the truth lol
Thanks for the congrats silver and ruby and 4get, it was the second best thing I have ever peed on, I have a 2 year old daughter and I'll never forget that day either!

xxx

[4getmenot]

:-)

[Hellyon]

Surely you didn't pee on your daughter girlygirl....I'm shocked lol!