How does that work

[Doc Spock]

Just seen a neighbour(female) come home with shopping.

She is always off work sick with depression.

She works(sometimes) in benefit fraud section of DSS.

You could not make it up could you. Lazy b@stard.

[jackthehat]

And your point is....................

[Doc Spock]

That she is extremely taking the pi55.

[B00]

You can't eat when depressed???

[Doc Spock]

Check out where she works, BENEFIT FRAUD.

Got to be a joke, bone idle cow.

[jackthehat]

or leave the house ?

[johnlambert]

Hold on Doc, is she claiming benefit?

[redcrx]

i think Id feel depressed if i worked there!

[Doc Spock]

Depression is a modern term for bone-idleness.

[jackthehat]

So she'e fraudulently being away from a job that she is paid for ?
She has been diagnosed as having depression by a qualified medic...........and she leaves the house occasionally ?

Do you get out much, Doc ?

[Doc Spock]

Sick leave, I presume.

When I was a lad just starting work there was no such thing as stress , etc.

It is a namby pamby world I am afraid.

[jamesisgod]

Fat Cow, obviously depressed because she eats to much. Report her to your job centre and get her sent to a CDG or A4E centre!

[jackthehat]

Which University did you graduate from, Doc ? The one where you gained your deep knowledge of mental health issues, I mean...........

[Doc Spock]

Behave, Jackhat, she is only depressed when she has to go to work. Doesn't look depressed in garden reading paper and drinking wine.

She should be sacked for taking the pi55.

[jamesisgod]

I'm with you Doc Spock! Report her I tell you... REPORT HER!!!

[jackthehat]

How many of you lived in your particular 'shoe-box in't middle of't ro-ad' ?

[Doc Spock]

jackthet@at whatever, you sound very immature and completely out of touch with what is appropriate, what exactly is your situation, single parent benefit scrounger , I wonder.

[johnlambert]

perhaps she's a bipolar manic depressive Doc read this when you have finished perving at her in her garden

[Octavius]

Are you stalking this woman Doc, or just being a dirty pervy peeping tom? Perhaps the authorities should be keeping an eye on your curtain twitching? Do you have a telescope or pair of binoculars in your bedrooms for spying on the neighbours?

[wongwong]

She's probably been signed off work with paranoia because she thinks her neighbours are talking about her.