Hi Nannon, I've got a funny true story to do with smear tests.
A lady had to go and have that test done so she wanted to look "nice + clean" down there so she washed her bits + pieces with the same flannel her daughter had just used. When she got to the hospital, the Dr + nurses said "Oh my, you have made a special effort to look good today". Not knowing what they meant she sort of laughed it off
It was only when she got home and was recalling the remarks to her daughter that the daughter said, "Oh Mum, thats the flannel I used to wash the glitter off my face that I was wearing last night"
true story,
no names, no pack drill ok?