Handbags & Gladrags.

[carrust]

I take a monthly subscription for the magazine Nature. There's an article in it that says that they've discovered female hormones in alcohol.
Anybody noticed any changes yet?

[Octavius]

I think lots of men with mobs have caught that boat.

[Octavius]

mobs = moobs = man boobs

[Zen]

After 30 odd years of drinking various real ales I have a belly like a pregnant woman !!!!!!!!!!

[Doc Spock]

I do sit down for a wee these days.

[jno]

in Bacardi Breezers maybe, not in Guinness.

[China Doll]

A lot of iron in guiness jno.

No... I can't quite believe I said that either....

[carrust]

I couldn't get a link for the experiment, but basically they got 3 men to drink 6 pints of lager. In scientifically controlled conditions the results were exactly the same.They all talked sh1te,gained weight & couldn't drive!!!